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Sep-15-2006 02:30

This is a very simple and fun game. The first person makes a wish, and each following person finds some way to corrupt the wish and then makes a new wish. For example:

Person 1. I wish I had a dog

Person 2. You have a dog, but it dies the day after you get it

I wish I had a muffin

Person 3: You get a muffin, but you drop it and have to throw it away.

And so on.

Your firt wish to corrupt is this:

I wish I had a new car.

Jan-11-2008 18:47

Your steel pipes get just enough energy to blow up a LED light. Too bad that the LED light was a signal device for evil aliens. Now that you've triggered the device by blowing up the LED light, the evil aliens will be landing any moment now, and then we'll have to submit to our new evil alien overlords.

I wish I had a time machine that can travel to anyplace at anytime, and in addition, allow the user to move through time without suffering any side effects(2 of the same people, preventing a death that kills that your father, etc.), and finally be inoperable by anyone other than me.

Jan-11-2008 19:47

Your time machine fantastically travels anyplace anytime with no yucky side-efects whatsoever. However once you step inside it you realise that the manufacturer neglected to put a door handle inside it meaning that you can't get out, so you are stuck inside that little capsule flying from one era to another for the rest of time... mua hahaha

I wish everyone thought i was wonderful.

oh wait, they already do...
:P

Jan-12-2008 00:19

Everyone thinks you are wonderful, but at the same time hates you and is jealous because you are so wonderful so you live a life of solitude and despair.

I wish I had a cigarette delivery guy.

Jan-13-2008 20:23

You Get your cigarette guy then he poisons you for not paying>



I Wish My dog Could do every trick in the world and talk.

Feb-8-2008 10:28

Your dog can talk and do every trick in the world. You create a show and take your dog on the road and become wildly rich and famous. You have houses all over the world, cars, jets, beautiful women falling at your feet. Trump is asking you for loans. Then you wake up.

I wish it would snow Sunday night and school would close so I could have the day off work.

Feb-8-2008 14:49

It snows and school's out, but Monday morning one of your students throws an iceball through your window.

I wish I were an [inedible] Oscar Meyer Wiener.

Feb-8-2008 20:28

You become the Oscar Meyer Weiner But you are always chased and pottied on by dogs ( even chihuahuas): P


i wish i couldbecome the ultimate Sleuther and rule the sleuth world!ha ha ha !

Feb-9-2008 04:02

Poof! Done. You soon find though that ruling the Sleuth world isn't all it's cracked up to be. S'always people at each other's throats, complaints about server speed, and game glitches, the sleuth coupons aren't working, and why can't I play more free games, and why was my SM rejected, there's a typo in this, and an incosistency in that, and a there's people to ban from the chat rooms, everyone wants their questions answered yesterday... and EVERYONE thinks they're important coz they coughed up their $7 this month, and the customer is always right, right? And you, you have to respond in due course, otherwise your just seen as a slack arse that doesn't ever get back to anyone and doesn't look after the paying customer. LOL so forget about ever playing Noir again. That's gone buddy. Sit back, buy the cheapest anti-depressant you can get in bulk, slip on a slightly chewed fez (kinda smells like baby vomit) from the last bloke who had your gig, and rule supreme... you are KING!

I wish for rain.

Feb-9-2008 06:41

It rains. And rains. And rains some more. And rains even more, so that (city where sleuth server is located) is flooded and there is a massive power outage and the sleuth server is shorted out and starts a huge fire that melts the whole building down. No-one can play sleuth anymore. People like me get really really mad at you for wishing it to rain and soon you find you have a whole new "fan" club stalking you, so you have to get plastic surgery and run away to hide in Scotland.

I wish it wasn't so cold that i have to wear gloves to study.

Feb-9-2008 11:27

Poof! Your hands fall off. No more gloves with which to study. Sorry, Top.

I wish I could stop thinking about this @#$% RPG and go on with my life.