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Sep-15-2006 02:30

This is a very simple and fun game. The first person makes a wish, and each following person finds some way to corrupt the wish and then makes a new wish. For example:

Person 1. I wish I had a dog

Person 2. You have a dog, but it dies the day after you get it

I wish I had a muffin

Person 3: You get a muffin, but you drop it and have to throw it away.

And so on.

Your firt wish to corrupt is this:

I wish I had a new car.

Jan-3-2008 23:57

You are an Oscar Meyer weiner. But then you are sliced into tiny pieces and eaten by the starving children in third world countries.

I wish that cash rewards I earn from cases would be OVER NIIINE THOUSAAAAAAND!!!!111!!1!1!

Jan-4-2008 00:18

You get $20,000 and up on the simplest of cases, but the other parts of your life take a steep dive as you become a hobo.

I wish I knew the meaning of life.

Jan-4-2008 00:26

*POOF!* The meaning of life is suddenly clear to you!!

Recipe follows:

1 cup sour cream
2 tbsp. chives
1 tsp. dill....

(If you're a child of the 80's, you may remember that one. Long live Opus!!;-)

I wish it wasn't raining for the next week straight.....Yuck.

Jan-4-2008 04:11

The weather man blinks in disbelief as it suddenly stops raining...

but then it starts hailing instead. Really really big ones.

I wish other people's dogs would stop barking so loudly at night.

Jan-4-2008 04:48

None of the neighbourhood dogs bark at night any more. They howl like wolves instead.

I wish there was a pizza fairy who went round magically delivering pizzas to those in need.

Jan-4-2008 18:16

The pizza fairy appears! She magically delivers pizzas all over the globe, ending world hunger. However, the only thing that people ate for breakfast, lunch and dinner is pizza. They eventually get obese (sp?) and then death rates rise.

I wish that everyone knew how to play the flute.

Jan-4-2008 22:40

*Presto Magico* Mozart's most fervent dream (and your wish) is now reality. There's flute players popping up on every corner. Just one slight problem. Remember all those dogs who now howl like wolves? Well, the sudden global increase of flute players promptly drives the canine population of the world completely bonkers, and what was a strictly nighttime problem is now a constant, never-ending cacophony of dogs, wolves, coyotes, and all other canine species worldwide 24/7. Congratulations, Pavoratti. Every friend and neighbor you ever had is now TOBABed at you.

I wish my wife's cat would stop shredding my shoes.

Jan-4-2008 23:30

Your wife's cat stops shredding your shoes, only because he started pooping in them.


I wish that they finally cancel "I Love New York"

Jan-5-2008 00:58

They cancel "I Love New York" but institute "I Salivate Over New York". And well you know how that would go.

I wish everyone could be normal. Why can't they be normal?

Jan-5-2008 19:35

Everyone becomes normal. No more war, conflict, hate, you name it. But of course a hurricane covers the world but the world is too normal to even notice or care and many lives get wiped away.

I wish that video game consoles never suffer shortages. This would go for the *cough*Wii*cough*.