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Corrupt A Wish
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Bill Oakes
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Sep-15-2006 02:30
This is a very simple and fun game. The first person makes a wish, and each following person finds some way to corrupt the wish and then makes a new wish. For example:
Person 1. I wish I had a dog
Person 2. You have a dog, but it dies the day after you get it
I wish I had a muffin
Person 3: You get a muffin, but you drop it and have to throw it away.
And so on.
Your firt wish to corrupt is this:
I wish I had a new car.
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Sophie4
Gopher to the Sleuth Gods
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Dec-31-2007 18:00
You get that appt. anytime you want. You drive your car in....the door closes behind you. Suddenly you're lifted off the ground.......straight up to the ceiling. You hear a whirring sound. Then a voice........a deep voice....echoing off the walls says...."drop your credit card out the window or we will drop you & your car onto the floor...mind you, you have no wheels. You will *splat*
I wish everyone who reads this 2008 better than 2007
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topkebab
Lucky Stiff
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Dec-31-2007 19:59
HAHAHAHAAH!!
*surreptitiously dabbing at her eyes and hoping no one will notice*
your wish comes true!!!! unfortunately only 2 people read your post....
i wish i could have all the latest music that i wanted without having to pay for it, ever.
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Kyle XY Rocks
Pinball Amateur
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Jan-2-2008 19:59
You Get All that music then you go deaf!
I wish for a Mini Yorkie Puppy
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guansun
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Jan-3-2008 11:31
You get a your puppy, and it goes well for a couple weeks, until it commits suicide
by running in front of a speeding bakery truck.
I wish I had enough money to found a movie company and write, direct, and produce a comedy movie of my own creation without any corporate interference.
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Razamatazz
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Jan-3-2008 23:29
As luck has it........JACKPOT!!..........You hit BIG in Vegas..........unfortunately you get robbed as you walk out the door....BUT...you beat the hell out of the robber and barely escape with 1 million.......unfortunately........You have to give it the IRS for 10 years of back taxes.
I wish I were an Oscar Meyer weiner.
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Meteor Roger
Well-Connected
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Jan-3-2008 23:57
You are an Oscar Meyer weiner. But then you are sliced into tiny pieces and eaten by the starving children in third world countries.
I wish that cash rewards I earn from cases would be OVER NIIINE THOUSAAAAAAND!!!!111!!1!1!
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guansun
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Jan-4-2008 00:18
You get $20,000 and up on the simplest of cases, but the other parts of your life take a steep dive as you become a hobo.
I wish I knew the meaning of life.
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Breitkat
Pinball Amateur
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Jan-4-2008 00:26
*POOF!* The meaning of life is suddenly clear to you!!
Recipe follows:
1 cup sour cream
2 tbsp. chives
1 tsp. dill....
(If you're a child of the 80's, you may remember that one. Long live Opus!!;-)
I wish it wasn't raining for the next week straight.....Yuck.
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topkebab
Lucky Stiff
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Jan-4-2008 04:11
The weather man blinks in disbelief as it suddenly stops raining...
but then it starts hailing instead. Really really big ones.
I wish other people's dogs would stop barking so loudly at night.
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Cordelia Falco
Battered Shoe
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Jan-4-2008 04:48
None of the neighbourhood dogs bark at night any more. They howl like wolves instead.
I wish there was a pizza fairy who went round magically delivering pizzas to those in need.
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