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Bill Oakes
Bill Oakes

Sep-15-2006 02:30

This is a very simple and fun game. The first person makes a wish, and each following person finds some way to corrupt the wish and then makes a new wish. For example:

Person 1. I wish I had a dog

Person 2. You have a dog, but it dies the day after you get it

I wish I had a muffin

Person 3: You get a muffin, but you drop it and have to throw it away.

And so on.

Your firt wish to corrupt is this:

I wish I had a new car.

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ctown28
ctown28
Huntsman

Oct-17-2007 15:20

Witha wave of a magic wand, everything around you becomes nothing, in fact that is the earth as well and now you will spend eternity drifting around in outerspace.

I wish there were no stupid people in the world!

Sir Gar
Sir Gar
Old Shoe

Oct-17-2007 16:01

Suddenly darkness. Did the lights go out? Was the whole world stupid ,but you? Suddenly the realization sinks in, your wish has been granted. Back in the world a child screams, "Mom, that guy just disappeared." A mom consoles her child, "It's ok, honey, it was just a magic trick", as she thinks to herself some people are so stupid.

I wish stupid people weren't so useless.

Kevin Greene
Kevin Greene
Old Shoe

Oct-17-2007 20:50

Stupid people are no useful, and you hire them and make them smarter. Now they're all super-geniuses and rebel against you, then start arguing about mathematical equations until no ones getting any work done, and then everyone forgets to eat because they're bickering too hard, and everyone DIES!!!

Good wish!

I wish we were winning our treasure hunt.

crunchpatty
crunchpatty
Old Shoe

Oct-18-2007 23:54

*exciting noise that sounds like firecrackers*

You're way ahead. Unfortunately, the pot of gold at the end of this particular rainbow is nothing more than a sponge-bath from a tiny leprechaun, and you're gonna get kinda shy when he soaps up your treasure chest, and all the rest of your lucky charms.

I wish I never blushed.

Rigo J. Mortis
Rigo J. Mortis

Oct-19-2007 19:49

You are as cool as SS, but only when they're used after the letter 'A'.

I wish I had Spider-Man's powers.

Rigo J. Mortis
Rigo J. Mortis

Oct-19-2007 19:50

(Uhm.. oops?!? IGNORE ME!!! :P I didn't think about looking at the next set of pages.)

Kevin Greene
Kevin Greene
Old Shoe

Oct-19-2007 20:35

Crunchpatty: You never blushed, and now your flushed. Down the toilet. :-)

Dead People's Skin :-) : You have Spiderman's powers, but then you screw up and fall of a building. And die. :-)

I wish I could fart whenever I want to. :-)

Alleluia
Alleluia

Oct-20-2007 01:52

You gain the ability to fart at your own accord, however it becomes a sick addiction. You crave to relieve yourself more than anyone else wishes.

Soon, friends and even loved ones get tired of your "pull my finger" jokes, and you have to cut back cutting it* ;)

I wish Johnny Depp would come out of the poster on my cubical and sit on my lap.

Maria South
Maria South

Oct-20-2007 13:26

Johnny Depp comes out of your poster and sits on your lap, then turns green and scaley, with purple eyes and many teeth. You then wake up to a fresh pile of paper work sitting on your desk and an angry boss because you fell asleep on the job.

I wish I coudl use chop sticks.

crunchpatty
crunchpatty
Old Shoe

Oct-21-2007 00:55

You are a chop stick ninja. Take that, stir fry! Unfortunately, the very second your manual dexterity reaches its long-awaited apex, you develop a seven-year hankering for the most un-chopstickable food ever: gravy-soaked tacos. When the little Taco Bell chihuahua comes over for lunch you get really embarrassed because when he sees you trying to eat a wet taco with chopsticks he yaps, alerting your neighbors to your shame.

I wish I had a money tree.

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