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Bill Oakes
Bill Oakes

Sep-15-2006 02:30

This is a very simple and fun game. The first person makes a wish, and each following person finds some way to corrupt the wish and then makes a new wish. For example:

Person 1. I wish I had a dog

Person 2. You have a dog, but it dies the day after you get it

I wish I had a muffin

Person 3: You get a muffin, but you drop it and have to throw it away.

And so on.

Your firt wish to corrupt is this:

I wish I had a new car.

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David Adams
David Adams
Red-Nosed

Oct-12-2007 18:04

Being the Chief of the McDonald's marketing team, you suddenly have tons more vacation time. And a lot of free food to enjoy. Bon Apetit.

I wish I didn't have to go away on business over the weekend....

crunchpatty
crunchpatty
Old Shoe

Oct-13-2007 00:53

Oh you don't have to. You WANT to. Your 'business' has been taken over by a bunch of Oprah's cronies, and all of them have read at least the pop-up book version of 'The Secret'. And you just found out the hard way people who say 'no' get a lecture on why the universe loves them, a piece of worthless memorabilia from the film 'The Color Purple', a pirated audio tape of Maya Angelou gagging on her own drool while snoring on a train and the heel of one of Stedman's penny loafers in a really uncomfortable place. So now, all your "hafta's" are "wanna's", and you wear a lot of sweater sets, and told a guy named Harpo to beat you. Which you wanted.

I wish I could pluck out Dr. Phil's mustache with a dull pair of splintery chopsticks.

Paranoid_Android
Paranoid_Android
Story Teller

Oct-13-2007 01:11

*poof* that's a fair enough wish, and you set to it. Bout 6 hairs in though you find the big man screaming, 'Pluck me like you mean it, my litle Mountie' a little disturbing. And when Phil stops you to ask if he can go change into his chaps, the ones Oprah likes him to wear when he's been naughty, even your strange Canadian ways can't really cope with that. As you back towards the door - coz there's no way you're losing eye contact with the Doc, who's by now doing his best 'Crack that whip' DEVO impersonation with the stage mic' - you realise he's lifted your wallet, and now knows where you live...

Two weeks later when a half moustachioed Phil decked out in his best man-diaper and bib that say 'Wuv Me', turns up on your doorstep in a basket, maybe you're thinkin' wishes aren't all they're cracked up to be :)

I wish I had a cool one word name like Bono or Sting.

crunchpatty
crunchpatty
Old Shoe

Oct-14-2007 01:31

What's up 'Terminator'????

The upside is, you have the distinction of being the most interesting governor of California, ever! Hooray for voters not knowing the difference between Austria and Australia on that 'place of birth' line! The downside is, you have permanent lockjaw, and that same Dr. Phil looks just a little more crowded in the pampers when he shows up because he's really witty and knows he'll get to drawl the words "I'll be back".

I wish I was born 15 years earlier.



Kevin Greene
Kevin Greene
Old Shoe

Oct-15-2007 04:13

*poofity-poof* Wish granted. But now you're back to the times of Ceaser, and, for fun, Ceaser ties your legs and arms to two chariots, and splits you apart. So, now, you're dead.

I wish that crunchpatty will keep making me laugh.

The above wish cannot happen, because Crunchy is dead, :), so I'll choose another.

I wish my mom would stop acting like the women on TV shows she watches:

Maxine Gray (Judging Amy)
Deborah Barone (Everybody Loves Raymond)
Oprah (You can figure it out)
Whatever the female dogs name is (Still Standing)
Whatever the other female dog's name is (Family Guy)
Judge Judith Sheindlin (Judge Judy)
Dr. Laura Shlessinger (Dr. Laura)
Marie Barone (Everybody Loves Raymond)

I'm serious! She's all of them at once lately! *screams*

ctown28
ctown28
Huntsman

Oct-15-2007 16:27

Your Mom stops acting like all of the women she sees on those TV shows, instead she begins acting just like Estelle Costanza from Seinfeld and really drives you crazy with that high pitched nagging voice.

I wish I could throw out the first pitch at this years World Series

Fizzlewig Trapspringer
Fizzlewig Trapspringer
Narrator

Oct-15-2007 17:35

Congratulations. You have been chosen to throw out the first pitch at this years world series. As you walk out onto the field, the crowd goes wild. You get up to the plate, the camera zooms in on you, and as the thousands in attendance and the millions at home are all watching you, you suddenly realize you aren't wearing any pants. Guess this was a bad day for you to wear your thong underwear.......

I wish my home internet connection was working right now.

David Adams
David Adams
Red-Nosed

Oct-15-2007 17:47

*KAZAM* Presto, one internet connection, up and running....

"And today, on the Home Shopping Internet Channel, we have some wonderful ruby-studded tire chains on sale, just for our viewing public, at the bargain basement price of only $299.95. One size fits all....

(Click)

"Hurry, don't wait. These beauties will only be on sale for another 23 hours and 58 minutes....

:-/ Damned genies. Can't get anything right....

I wish my mother-in-law would turn into an oak tree.

Anthony Ciarlante, P.I.
Anthony Ciarlante, P.I.

Oct-15-2007 19:49

Your mother in law turns in to an apple tree. *Blows raspberry*

Then, you find out your wife is a witch, and she turns you into an eternal apple, to hang on your mother-in-law.

Don't you wish you had the nag back?

I wish that my computer doesn't crash within the next 15 seconds. Go!

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HA HA!!! Wish granted!



Lady Emerald Devon
Lady Emerald Devon
Nomad

Oct-16-2007 08:48

Arrrright.

Your Mother-in-law turns into an Oak Tree that shelters and feeds millions of rabid, flea and tick infested squirrels who decide to run amok in your home, especially your bedroom.

I wish I had a bottle of whiskey.

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