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Sep-15-2006 02:30

This is a very simple and fun game. The first person makes a wish, and each following person finds some way to corrupt the wish and then makes a new wish. For example:

Person 1. I wish I had a dog

Person 2. You have a dog, but it dies the day after you get it

I wish I had a muffin

Person 3: You get a muffin, but you drop it and have to throw it away.

And so on.

Your firt wish to corrupt is this:

I wish I had a new car.

Oct-5-2007 11:43

LOL!

You do kick Mark Summers, but then you go to jail and get sentenced by a Commie judge, and he sentences you to be tortured and killed by the Iranian government. Then you get Chinese water torture, and a modified Death of a Thousand Cuts, only they do 999, so you can heal and the can kill you with the ancient Roman torture, which they tie you to to horses and split you apart. They had fun, but you killed 20 of them while riding down, by laser beaming the sun off your head again. Good job!

I wish that crunchpatty is NOT the next poster!

Oct-5-2007 11:58

Your wish is granted! But everyone else was hoping that crunchpatty would find a way to jinx that one himself, so the gods of Sleuth fix it that you get pirated the next nineteen times you try to go anywhere, and Shady charges me $1,000,000 dollars for existing.

I wish I knew what to wear tomorrow.

Oct-5-2007 12:00

So, Mark Summers shows up at your door and you kick him in the throat, putting him into the hospital and probably preventing him from ever speaking again. Unfortunately, the effect this has is to screw up my application to work for Robert Irvine. No, now Robert Irvine has to fill in for Mark Summers, so I end up working for that perpetually pompous buttwipe known as Bobby Flay.

So there's another knock at your door, and this time it's me. And it's doubtful you'll ever speak - or, indeed, kick anyone in the throat ever again. And Flay isn't looking too good after my first day with him, either.


I wish Big Band music would make a strong come-back.

Oct-5-2007 22:04

Big Band music makes an amazing comeback. It gets to the point that no matter what you turn on the television or radio, it all revolves around Big Band music. To further things, medical technology finds a way to bring Benny Goodman back from the dead but he is a zombie and goes around eating peoples brains.

I wish money grew on trees

Oct-6-2007 02:16

You are at the beach, and find the elusive message in a bottle. It just says "make a wish". Of course, this is the first thought that popped into your head, is money growing on trees. Unfortunatly, the trees it started to grow on happen to be every food producing tree on the planet. No more delicioius apples, oranges, bananas, or figs left. We are all stuck eating George Washingtons now... :(

I wish I was a real life Guitar Hero

Oct-6-2007 17:36

Going up 4 posts:

You become psychic, and know what you'll wear the next day. Unfortunately, one day you see yourself wearing white after Labor Day, and you kill yourself.

I wish I had a ball. :)

Oct-10-2007 16:33

Anthony gets his ball but its a dogeball he doesn't know how to dodge complete with intros to other simular object.

Alleluia gets to be a real life guitar hero but is then arrested for the murder of 1,000,000 people when she tryed to sing.

I wish that nothing bad would ever happen to me.

Oct-11-2007 16:00

Nothing bad ever happens to you again, but then again nothing good ever happens to you either and your life becomes mundane, predictable and boring as you live for eternity.

*sings*
I wish they all could be California girls!!!

Oct-11-2007 23:34

Your wish is granted. They are all California girls. Unfortunately, they aren't interested in anything except surfing and won't give you the time of day.

I wish that all McDonald's food was healthy.

Oct-12-2007 17:10

In a bold marketing move, McDonalds sudddenly revamps there menu to all health food. As a result, everybody stops going there and they go bankrupt within a week and are stuck with an endless suplly of tofu burgers.

I wish I had more vacation time