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Bill Oakes
Bill Oakes

Sep-15-2006 02:30

This is a very simple and fun game. The first person makes a wish, and each following person finds some way to corrupt the wish and then makes a new wish. For example:

Person 1. I wish I had a dog

Person 2. You have a dog, but it dies the day after you get it

I wish I had a muffin

Person 3: You get a muffin, but you drop it and have to throw it away.

And so on.

Your firt wish to corrupt is this:

I wish I had a new car.

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Scarletta Jones
Scarletta Jones

Sep-30-2007 18:15

You successfully travel back in time to the exact point when the idea of the wheel was concieved. Knocking out the guy who originally invented it with a rock, you tear up his skematics and create your own square wheel. You come back to your own time to discover that your square wheel has brought a whole new meaning to getting stuck in traffic. Way to screw up our lives, ctown.

I wish that my homework would do itself!

Alleluia
Alleluia

Oct-1-2007 05:42

The homework that you would normally spend time on completes itself, but it gets bored, and so it creates even more homework for itself to do. This, in turn creates more homework that you can phisically hand into a teacher, and therefore you are marked so poorly you get kicked out of school- or held back (depending on level).

I wish Melrose Place season 3 would hurry up and come out ><

Brasco De Gama
Brasco De Gama
Old Shoe

Oct-1-2007 06:16

They hurry up and release it but in their haste, a mix up at the distributers occurs and it's only available on Beta Max Cassette.

I wish I knew why Alleluia wanted to get the 3rd season of Melrose Place so urgently.

Fizzlewig Trapspringer
Fizzlewig Trapspringer
Narrator

Oct-1-2007 10:29

Alleluia tells you why she wanted to get the 3rd season of Melrose Place so urgently. Unfortunatly the explaination takes the better part of 5 decades to explain in full. By this time it no longer matters, as Melrose Place: Generation 4, season 3 is now advertized as coming soon, and you make the mistake of asking Alleuia why she wants a copy of it so badly, starting the whole cycle over again. You have wasted your entire life on information that no longer matters. Congrats Gramps.

I wish I could control the weather.

Kevin Greene
Kevin Greene
Old Shoe

Oct-2-2007 09:50

But then the weather revolts and kills you.

I wish world peace would be achieved.

Lady Emerald Devon
Lady Emerald Devon
Nomad

Oct-3-2007 03:41

World Peace is achieved but as there are no conflicts, the staus quo cannot be challenged and therefore cannot evolve. As a result Humanity and all of Life snagnates and dies.

I wish someone would solve my AV case's for me.

Fizzlewig Trapspringer
Fizzlewig Trapspringer
Narrator

Oct-3-2007 14:52

Someone else does solve your AV cases for you. Unfortunately they have also stolen your account and changed the password, leaving you unable to play sluth, as they have also used your password to steal all your money from your bank account, leaving you no money to by a new sleuth account. That will teach you to use your favorite color as the password for all your accounts.

I wish I had a key that could unlock any door.

crunchpatty
crunchpatty
Old Shoe

Oct-3-2007 23:30

You walking skeleton key, you...your baby finger now opens any door! You wannit, you gottit!

Unfortunately the first door you try squeaks open to reveal the scene of your conception, and even though you've blocked out all the gory details, suffice it to say that you can never eat a Big Mac again. At least not without requesting the sauce on the side. Poor luck, and da-da-da-da dahhh, you're NOT lovin' it, like, at all.

I wish I was the Karate Kid.

Kevin Greene
Kevin Greene
Old Shoe

Oct-4-2007 22:34

Then, your wish is granted by a man in a pink too-too about 3 sizes too small, and you kick butt, and you become the worlds best karate-man.

But, then you wake up, and it was all a dream!

I wish I could watch the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air while I'm supposed to be doing schoolwork. However, I keep my grades up and become the richest man in the world.

crunchpatty
crunchpatty
Old Shoe

Oct-5-2007 00:35

This is a story all about how your life got flipped! Turned upside down! If you'd like to take a minute, just sit right there and I'll tell you all about how your mother was never home for you and you developed a butler fetish because you were raised by a TV and a well-dressed man who you only know as Uncle Jeffrey. Pretty soon, you learn the hard way that 'jazzy jeff' was a nickname for a lot of things in Will Smith's life at the time.

When you look up, there are, like, NO fuzzy dice in the mirror, If anything, I could say that your wish was rare, but forget it, yo Holmes, you're bent over and bare. And the footage gets shown on Hard Copy, twice. Pretty soon, Will stops using his daily phone call on Jada, and you have a lot of really weird messages on your voicemail.

Anybody know this guy called Mark Summers who has a show on the Food Network? I wish I could kick Mark Summers in the throat.

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