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Sep-15-2006 02:30

This is a very simple and fun game. The first person makes a wish, and each following person finds some way to corrupt the wish and then makes a new wish. For example:

Person 1. I wish I had a dog

Person 2. You have a dog, but it dies the day after you get it

I wish I had a muffin

Person 3: You get a muffin, but you drop it and have to throw it away.

And so on.

Your firt wish to corrupt is this:

I wish I had a new car.

Sep-22-2007 12:37

Well now it is quicker and easier. All you have to do is go to the Cosa Nostra and throw some money at them and they'll not only point you in the direction of your house but they'll also drive you there.

The problem is, it's also completely random. Paupers may get mansions and millionaires may get old shacks. And most of the "new" real estate is at the bottom of the ocean. Brick to your ankle comes free of charge.

I wish the Tea Steepers AND the Tigers would like me so much I could learn both their skills.

Sep-23-2007 12:54

The Tea Steepers and the Tigers both adore you and you have both of their skills, as a result all the townies in every other city consider you a suck up and will no longer answer any of your questions.

I wish for world peace.

Sep-23-2007 13:45

^buzz kill

All the world is loving each other, no war, no hatred. There is a population boom. There is not enough food to feed all the people. The entire world population is starving and begging for food...one person so hungry is halucinating and looks to his neighbor and sees meat rather than a human, he takes out his knife....

I wish sand dollars had monetary value

Sep-25-2007 08:07

Sand Dollars gain a monetary value causing widespread inflatulence which not only causes the stock markets to crash but speeds up the Green House effect causing a rapid ice age where everyone dies.

I wish I actually made funny jokes.

Sep-26-2007 06:56

*poof* you make funny jokes, but it's basically all 'bottom humour'. Bad flatulence jokes, and pull my finger routines, that crack up ten year olds and mountain folk and make you oh so funny that you've been snapped up by a 'talent' scout to make a movie along side the comedic giants that are Rob Schneider and Paulie Shore. And that my friend is probably more of a curse than anyone deserves!

I wish that the bike ride too AND from work was all downhill.

Sep-27-2007 06:12

And so it was. You moved house, to a place further down the hill... unfortunately being in work and leaving it all up to the missus to move everything was not the most thoughtful move you could have made, and doesn't Mrs Squizz let you know that... your nuts really did get a hiding.

I wish I had inspiration.

Sep-30-2007 00:03

You get an inspiration. However, the inspiration you get was to find another inspiration, and another, and another and so on...

I wish I had better ways to jinx other peoples' wishes.

Sep-30-2007 06:10

You become totally amazing at jinxing other people's wishes. Unfortunately the rest of us get really demoralised and feel it's not worth putting our puny efforts up against your brilliance, so the game grinds to a halt.

I wish I could wave a magic wand to have the house redecorated.

Sep-30-2007 12:33

You find a magic wand to have the house redecorated. Yo uget home and wave the wand and the entire house is suddenly redecorated in yellow and pink polka dots, then you drop the wand and it breaks into pieces.

I wish I could re-invent the wheel

Sep-30-2007 18:15

You successfully travel back in time to the exact point when the idea of the wheel was concieved. Knocking out the guy who originally invented it with a rock, you tear up his skematics and create your own square wheel. You come back to your own time to discover that your square wheel has brought a whole new meaning to getting stuck in traffic. Way to screw up our lives, ctown.

I wish that my homework would do itself!