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Bill Oakes
Bill Oakes

Sep-15-2006 02:30

This is a very simple and fun game. The first person makes a wish, and each following person finds some way to corrupt the wish and then makes a new wish. For example:

Person 1. I wish I had a dog

Person 2. You have a dog, but it dies the day after you get it

I wish I had a muffin

Person 3: You get a muffin, but you drop it and have to throw it away.

And so on.

Your firt wish to corrupt is this:

I wish I had a new car.

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Meteor Roger
Meteor Roger
Well-Connected

Sep-16-2007 11:35

You no longer have a heada... Oh wait a minute. You can now afford to raze and rebuild your house. Your new house becomes a mansion! (Tada!) You soon have your very first butler to do all your work for you. Isn't that amazing? But one day, you ask your butler to fix one of the sink pipes that has been leaking for a while. He makes a mistake and your new house starts to flood.

I wish that people would start posting more here.

ctown28
ctown28
Tireless Tiger

Sep-16-2007 16:39

with the snap of my fingers everyone starts posting here and as a resultnobody remembers who you are and you fade off into the distance.

I wish I was young again

Sunniva
Sunniva
Nomad

Sep-16-2007 20:23

And with the snap of my fingers, you're a 1-cell zygote. Unless you want to be younger, we can make you an ovum and a sperm.

I wish Zarathustra spake gibberish.

Lady Emerald Devon
Lady Emerald Devon
Nomad

Sep-17-2007 06:06

Zarathustra spake gibberish and Nietzche Supermen take over the world making Gibberish the only language you're allowed to speak resulting in a break down in Human communications and chimps and apes taking over the world.

I wish I had some Gold Rush Icecream. Mmmmm.

Sophie4
Sophie4
Gopher to the Sleuth Gods

Sep-17-2007 10:56

You have a big bowl of Gold Rush Ice cream but are so excited you eat it too fast and get brain freeze. You run madly into a big vat of dark chocolate. Someone pokes you with a big stick, you grab onto it and they pull you out. Now you are a new treat called "Gold Rush Ice cream filled dark chocolate covered Leddie on a stick."

I wish I were on a sail boat in the Pacific Ocean.



Anikka
Anikka
Babelfish

Sep-17-2007 14:42

Sailing, sailing, over the bounding main... in your 14 foot Sunfish. Now, that's a sailboat! Yeah, a good sailboat for a lake. Unfortunately, there's a bad squall headed straight for you. How you wish you were on Lake Winniwookiemac right now.

I wish I understood why cats must be RIGHT THERE all over whatever you're trying to do. Reading a book? Can't turn the page. Trying to type? Oops, cat butt on the space bar. Grrrrrrr..... WHY????

brick84
brick84
Sleuth About Town

Sep-17-2007 15:00

You immediately understand the curious nature of cats,
and in your excitement and knowledge you start furiously
trying to type with your butt.

( remember Ani, " curiousity killed the cat". Wouldn't want you sliding off your keyboard.)

Why isn't there a reality show about politicians?

Cow Ward II
Cow Ward II
Well-Connected

Sep-17-2007 17:54

And now there is. Primetime. On C-SPAN. Tune in. For the latest filibuster. Don't forget the popcorn.

I wish I were in the Alps.

crunchpatty
crunchpatty
Old Shoe

Sep-18-2007 01:10

You are. You're totally alpine! A St. Bernard dog with a flask full of jimmy juice tied around its neck comes running up to you, all 'yay-you' like, but it trips over the frozen pigtails of some girl who used to be named Heidi and spills cold liquor all over your front. And ruins the page in your 'English->Alpine' Dictionary that tells you how to say "No really, I actually have GREAT bladder control".

I wish I had GREAT bladder control.

Fizzlewig Trapspringer
Fizzlewig Trapspringer
Narrator

Sep-18-2007 09:56

You master the art of bladder control, but your mastry is so good, you now find it impossible to relieve yourself. You bladder continues to fill for the rest of your life causing excruciating pain, until you die a horrible death as your bladder explodes, taking a whole city block out with the force of the explosion.

I wish I could travel back in time.

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