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Sep-15-2006 02:30

This is a very simple and fun game. The first person makes a wish, and each following person finds some way to corrupt the wish and then makes a new wish. For example:

Person 1. I wish I had a dog

Person 2. You have a dog, but it dies the day after you get it

I wish I had a muffin

Person 3: You get a muffin, but you drop it and have to throw it away.

And so on.

Your firt wish to corrupt is this:

I wish I had a new car.

Aug-31-2007 21:09

You have been cured of your Cow Ward addiction by the anti-addiction medicine. However, side effects include, drowsiness, hairy ears, sneezing and headaches.

I wish I never had to pay bills.

Sep-1-2007 02:34

*poof* As a penguin there are no bills to pay. Cold ass, fish breath, and the chance of being polar bear hors d'oeuvres, but definitely no bills.

I wish I had an extra couple of arms & hands.

Sep-1-2007 22:09

Granted, but they look like tentacles and scientists kidnap you to do experiments on you to see what you are...


I wish I could find a better looking avatar (for my character, I mean)

Sep-2-2007 02:40

You do find a better avatar but it look look like crunchy (a balding female isn't becoming)

I wish I can stop saying stupid things

Sep-2-2007 13:36

You do stop saying stupid things. In fact everything you now say is extremely intelligent. For example your conversations would go something like this:

ctown28: It would behoove you and enormously benefit your pre-adolescent axiological development if you would promptly return to the locus of your regular nocturnal somnolence and remain there until my paternal judgement has determined that a sufficient temporal interval has transpired. For failure to do so would consequence in such atrophy of your ethical acumen, leading to your near certain incapacity to comprehend the communal contract between yourself and the totality of your fellow homonids and to competently navigate the associated social topography, resulting in your inability and delinquincy in adequately disbursing your pecuniary necessities, and ultimately culminating in your detention for reprobate and felonious activities undertaken naturally because of all the aforementioned deficits.

ctown jr.: Mommy, what's daddy saying?

Mrs. ctown: He's telling you to go to your room dear.

I wish the weather here would stop sucking.

Sep-2-2007 22:11

All of the suddent he weather stops sucking and starts blowing which results in high winds that demolishes your house

I wish my wishes stop getting corrupted

Sep-2-2007 22:38

I wish I could go fishing tomorrow instead of work.

Sep-2-2007 22:40

Your wishes stop being corrupted because they are now being ignored.

I wish I wasn't in pain.

Sep-3-2007 14:27

You are no longer in pain. In fact, you're in a constant state of euphoria and extreme ecstasy. Everything feels great to you. And because you're euphoric, you can't stop giggling.

"Hee hee hee. That's new, my hand feels funny. Ha, ha, ha. Oh, that's cuz it's burning. Ho ho ho, I knew I forgot to turn off the stove. Ha, ha, ha, yet I can't seem to pull my hand away. Hee, hee, hee, look at it turn red."

Or

"Laura, there's something I need to tell you. I'm terminally ill."
"Hee, hee, hee, hee, hee. Sorry, what was that? Ha ha ha ha ha. Everything's wonderful. The world's just soo wonderful."

I wish I hadn't granted Laura her wish just now. Her weird state of mind is starting to get to me.

Sep-4-2007 15:06

Your wish is granted, Laura's wish has been reversed. She is in constant pain which means she blames you for it and thus sues you for damages.

I wish my kids would go to sleep tonight so I can work on cases!