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Sep-15-2006 02:30

This is a very simple and fun game. The first person makes a wish, and each following person finds some way to corrupt the wish and then makes a new wish. For example:

Person 1. I wish I had a dog

Person 2. You have a dog, but it dies the day after you get it

I wish I had a muffin

Person 3: You get a muffin, but you drop it and have to throw it away.

And so on.

Your firt wish to corrupt is this:

I wish I had a new car.

Aug-29-2007 11:27

*brick crosses his arms and blinks* POOF!
tana is a pirate,... however, while trying to light the candles in your beard,
like Blackbeard, your eyepatch flaws your perception and your wooden leg gets stuck in a crack on the deck, jostling your hook-hand holding the match and you set your whole head on fire causing you to fall on the oil lamp sitting on the powder keg, thus blowing up the entire ship.


i wish i held the insurance policy on Tana's pirate ship

Aug-29-2007 14:25

Yes! The insurance policy IS payable to you! Unfortunately, the investigators have ruled it Arson, so you don't get a cent. In fact, because you hold the policy, investigators have become very suspicious and you are now crying the days away in a cell filled with unwashed, filthy, stinking pirates who think you're cute.

I wish I hadn't hurt my back. :-(

Aug-29-2007 16:03

You didn't hurt your back and since your back has a clean bill of health you have beend delegated to endless landscaping duty.

I wish football season was here.

Aug-29-2007 19:37

Your wish has been granted, unfortunately it is the Canadian Football League instead of the NFL...

I wish I had more time for the project I'm working on

Aug-29-2007 21:51

Granted. Time slows down so that you can have as much time as you want. Unfortunately, you procrastinate so much that by the time you finish, you emerge from time-retarded room at the age of 80.

I wish work were as addictive as Sleuth.

Aug-30-2007 07:52

You are as addictive as sleuth, in fact you are more addictive and become so bad that you are declared public enemy #1 in 8 countries.

I wish I were a little bar of soap
Oh I'd slippy and I'd slidey over everybody's hidy
Oh I wish I were a little bar of soap

Aug-30-2007 12:47

You are a little bar of soap. You're used to wash up a fungal & flea-infested dog. You're slippy and slidey all over the dog's lumpies, mixing up with those blood-sucking thingeys. And eventually, like any other bar of soap, you just dissolve down the drain into the sewage system.

I wish ctown28 had read my wish more carefully, which was for my WORK rather than me to be the addictive one. (Although, I don't mind as much the wish he did grant me.)

Aug-31-2007 00:56

ctown28 reads your wish more carefully and begins the process of granting and corrupting only to be perpetually interrupted by spitballs that someone is throwing on him to get his attention. Sadly for you and your employers you never suffer from an addiction to work, happily though for your family and friends.

I wish there was a cure for my Cow Ward addiction.

Aug-31-2007 21:09

You have been cured of your Cow Ward addiction by the anti-addiction medicine. However, side effects include, drowsiness, hairy ears, sneezing and headaches.

I wish I never had to pay bills.

Sep-1-2007 02:34

*poof* As a penguin there are no bills to pay. Cold ass, fish breath, and the chance of being polar bear hors d'oeuvres, but definitely no bills.

I wish I had an extra couple of arms & hands.