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Sep-15-2006 02:30

This is a very simple and fun game. The first person makes a wish, and each following person finds some way to corrupt the wish and then makes a new wish. For example:

Person 1. I wish I had a dog

Person 2. You have a dog, but it dies the day after you get it

I wish I had a muffin

Person 3: You get a muffin, but you drop it and have to throw it away.

And so on.

Your firt wish to corrupt is this:

I wish I had a new car.

Aug-23-2007 17:25

You don't get your wisdom teeth pulled and within 3 months you end up looking like Sloth from The Goonies

I wish I was on a hot streak in Vegas

Aug-23-2007 18:16

Yeah, that's the hottest streak they've ever seen in Vegas. Of course, it's 124 degrees, and you're nekkid, and boy does that asphalt burn your feet as you run down the street! Of course, the jail isn't air-conditioned, either.

I wish I had a real, legal-tender dollar for every time a person somewhere in the world said the word "the" - in any language.

Aug-23-2007 19:22

Ok, all people will stop using that word and conversation will sound like this:

boy jumped in lake
girl was at dance
wish Annika made is corruppted

I wish I could do math a little better.

Aug-23-2007 20:43

you can do math a little better but instead of coming up with 1+1=4, you come up with 1+1=4

I wish Henry would actually read a wish before trying to corrupt it

Aug-24-2007 00:16

A miracle occurs and Henry begins to read the wishes accurately before corrupting them, in fact he becomes so accurate that he begins seeing what the person really wanted to wish for, "reading between the lines," as they say. Which means he now exposes and corrupts our deepest desires.

I wish Anikka would come over, make a couple of cocktails and have a girls night with me.

Aug-24-2007 01:24

Anikka comes over, and after a few minutes of giggling girlishly and swatting you with a pillow, suddenly gets all serious and asks you if you've ever been in a pillowfight with another woman. And you aren't sharing your video-diary with anyone, so you tell her a story about what happened to 'your friend' instead but leave out the thing with the oil and the vinegar. Ahh salad days!

I wish my pillow was more supportive but unattainable. Like a Nun.

Aug-24-2007 02:22

Your pillow turns into a Nun only she's wearing a tutu under her robes which you can't resist stealing so God strikes you down with a lightning bolt causing you to wet the bed in fright and the nun to run off. You end up cold, wet, stinky and pillowless.

I wish I could live on the North Shore, Oahu in Hawaii.

Aug-24-2007 09:02

You move in to your dream home on the North Shore, Oahu in Hawaii. And then you realise you have two insurmountable issues with the location but can't decide which is worse - the 150-foot tidal wave headed your way, or the parties your new neighbor Crunchpatty is throwing. What's with all that oil and vinegar, anyway?

I wish I could have a normal dream for once, not the surreal, insane, bizarre dreams I usually have.

Aug-25-2007 19:03

You do have a normal dream. It's quite ordinary, mundane, dull. It's so boring that you fall asleep within it. And in your dream-sleep you dream of another ordinary, mundane, dull dream, which puts you to sleep again.... You're in an infinite chain of dream-sleeps. Will you ever wake?

I wish I weren't so scared of everything.

Aug-25-2007 19:54

All of the sudden you have great courage, in fact so much courage that you do nothing but take unneccesary risks. It all catches up to you when during a gunpoint robbery you think like Bugs Bunny and just stick your finger in the barrel of the gun.

I wish I could sing like Frank Sinatra