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Bill Oakes
Bill Oakes

Sep-15-2006 02:30

This is a very simple and fun game. The first person makes a wish, and each following person finds some way to corrupt the wish and then makes a new wish. For example:

Person 1. I wish I had a dog

Person 2. You have a dog, but it dies the day after you get it

I wish I had a muffin

Person 3: You get a muffin, but you drop it and have to throw it away.

And so on.

Your firt wish to corrupt is this:

I wish I had a new car.

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Brady Quinn
Brady Quinn
Big Winner

Aug-3-2007 21:19

The entire world starts sing in perfect harmony, altough the song that they all sing is "Don't Worry, Be Happy"

I wish I wrote the aforementioned song and collected royalties


riaparslow
riaparslow

Aug-3-2007 23:19

You did but your corrupt manager took 90% of all the proceeds.

I wish the queen would ring me and invite me for tea at Buckingham Palace...

woggle woggs
woggle woggs
Well-Connected

Aug-3-2007 23:22

Voila! In a moment of pure inspiration coupled with some inexplicable distortion in time, you manage to beat Bobby McFerrin to the punch and pen that happy tune, and the royalties start pouring in. Unfortunately, you get a little too ambitious and just don't know when to stop. Now you also have an assortment of dubious accomplishments to your credit, like "Ice, ice baby," Aqua's "Barbie Girl," and the entire Spice Girls discography.

I wish I could teach the world to live in perfect harmony...

Treschaude
Treschaude
Washed Up Punter

Aug-4-2007 00:28

Wow! Due to nearly simultaneous postings I can corrupt two wishes for the price of one!!

Ria gets her ring and tea date with Queen, however when the event actually occurs, Ria is so nervous that she spills boiling hot tea all over poor Elizabeth. The shock of the scalding tea in her lap sends the queen into cardiac arrest and unfortunately she does not recover. Ria's face is now plastered all over the London Sun as the woman who killed the Queen of England. Her friends are ashamed to be seen with her and she can't walk down the street without strangers on street calling her names and throwing scones at her.

Meanwhile, in a hidden monastery in Tibet, Woggle is being taught by a group of learned monks how to teach the world to live in peace and harmony. All the concepts seem so simple. Everything he learns are things that people already know how to do. Herein lies the catch. They know how already, but they choose not to apply the principles that Woggle desperately tries to teach them. They prefer coveting selfish things like money and power over all else and continue to make decisions out of fear and insecurity, thus creating conflict and disharmony in their wake. Woggle has the power to teach the world, but only a few will listen.

I wish I had a working time machine.

Brasco De Gama
Brasco De Gama
Old Shoe

Aug-4-2007 11:10

You had a working time machine, but after a lapse of concentration when parking it up, you leave the handbrake off, and it accidentally rolls in the 25th Century... shame. It was a good one. They just don't make them like they... um... will do soon.

I wish my cat would stop sitting in my chair every time I get up.

Scarletta Jones
Scarletta Jones

Aug-4-2007 14:27

It stops sitting there, but only beecause it finds that your bed becomes most confortable to sleep in when you are about to lie down for a nap. And on top of that, your cat develops a terrible shedding problem where nearly all of its hair falls off every time it lays down on your bed.

I wish that I could control the weather.

woggle woggs
woggle woggs
Well-Connected

Aug-4-2007 20:44

Congrats! You can control the weather, well kind of. You're the proud owner of a brand new snow globe! With some vigourous shake of your hand, you can make it snow whenever you want! As with most people, unfortunately, you and your hand tire of this very quickly.

I wish this heat wave would end tomorrow.

ctown28
ctown28
Huntsman

Aug-4-2007 21:38

The heat wave is over and a blanket of snow covers the entire city and everything comes to a stop. All offices are closed except yours so you deal with the problems of the world.

I wish I could find Slueth Secret #1

Anikka
Anikka
Babelfish

Aug-5-2007 09:29

Woohoo! You've found Sleuth Secret #1!! Sadly, you're so busy being smug and taunting everyone who will listen (and some who won't) that you fail to realise you've released an ancient curse, and it's headed your way.

I wish I had all the Bugs Bunny cartoons on DVD. *suffers from wabbit withdrawals*

katrina
katrina

Aug-5-2007 13:08

You get all the dvds on ebay, but when you watch them you discover that they are not of Bugs Bunny, but of drag artists, singing in fluffy ears and bobtails.

I wish someone would come and clean up my house

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