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Sep-15-2006 02:30

This is a very simple and fun game. The first person makes a wish, and each following person finds some way to corrupt the wish and then makes a new wish. For example:

Person 1. I wish I had a dog

Person 2. You have a dog, but it dies the day after you get it

I wish I had a muffin

Person 3: You get a muffin, but you drop it and have to throw it away.

And so on.

Your firt wish to corrupt is this:

I wish I had a new car.

Aug-1-2007 10:59

*POP* Welcome to England. I hope you enjoy the weather. Please be careful when swimming through the floods, the local sewage works got caught it the torrents too. Oh, and don't drink the water.

I wish I didn't have to make a wish now.

Aug-1-2007 13:27

You don't have to make a wish, but then just as someone else posts, you think of a brilliant wish that would make you the happiest person in the world. Unfortunately, the person who just posted took your wish.

I wish I knew why Brasco is against Harry Potter.

Aug-2-2007 09:25

Brasco tells you just what he thinks of Harry Potter. In detail. Lots of detail. It's incredible how much he has to say on the subject. Several hours later your eyes have glazed over, your ears have gone numb and you're unable to say anything except 'er', 'um' and occasionally 'Quidditch'.

I wish I didn't keep breaking toilet flushing mechanisms.

Aug-2-2007 20:16

You stop breaking them only because everyone refuses to repair anymore of your mistakes, this drives you to getting desperate and using the bathtub for certain needs and a chamber pot for others.

I wish that my husband enjoyed reading something other than Slashdot and would get into playing Sleuth.

Aug-2-2007 22:12

All of the sudden you husband decides to join sleuth, subs and joins your agency, shortly after he takes control of the agency, finds sleuth secret #1 and refuse to divulge the location to you!


I wish I could golf like Tiger Woods

Aug-3-2007 04:53

It was one of the strangest situations to happen in world sports. The once glittering career of Tiger Woods, who seemed destined to beat Nicklaus' haul of majors, suddenly and terminally imploded, he never won anything ever again... not even a dime bet on a hole.

I wish I'd got to corrupt Cordy's wish... I would have had her squatting over cess pits in a French camp-site!

Aug-3-2007 17:01

You are one lucky man! Cordy is now squatting over cess pits in a French campsite, unfortunately you have to dig the pits, assist her in her squatting, help her clean up and then take care of the cess pits before moving on to the next campsite.

I wish that I could teach the world to sing in perfect harmony...

Aug-3-2007 21:19

The entire world starts sing in perfect harmony, altough the song that they all sing is "Don't Worry, Be Happy"

I wish I wrote the aforementioned song and collected royalties

Aug-3-2007 23:19

You did but your corrupt manager took 90% of all the proceeds.

I wish the queen would ring me and invite me for tea at Buckingham Palace...

Aug-3-2007 23:22

Voila! In a moment of pure inspiration coupled with some inexplicable distortion in time, you manage to beat Bobby McFerrin to the punch and pen that happy tune, and the royalties start pouring in. Unfortunately, you get a little too ambitious and just don't know when to stop. Now you also have an assortment of dubious accomplishments to your credit, like "Ice, ice baby," Aqua's "Barbie Girl," and the entire Spice Girls discography.

I wish I could teach the world to live in perfect harmony...