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Sep-15-2006 02:30

This is a very simple and fun game. The first person makes a wish, and each following person finds some way to corrupt the wish and then makes a new wish. For example:

Person 1. I wish I had a dog

Person 2. You have a dog, but it dies the day after you get it

I wish I had a muffin

Person 3: You get a muffin, but you drop it and have to throw it away.

And so on.

Your firt wish to corrupt is this:

I wish I had a new car.

Jul-29-2007 20:36

*poof* You're amidst a group of rather dowdy looking housewives all 'oohing' and 'ahing' over the shades of pink that the new line of heart shaped tupperware lunch boxes comes in. 'For that special someone', the rather strange lady, wearing a tupperware Chef's hat and a 'Just Call me Kathy' name tag made out of macaroni, smiles indulgently at you. You smile back weakly and nod. 'I'll just put you down for a dozen shall I', she says quickly scribbling down details. You sit, mouth opening and closing like a goldfish with a learning difficulty. 'Try one of these dear', Kathy chimes as she stacks the love heart tupperware in front of you. And she pops something into your still 'o'-shaped mouth. 'Pickled snail and radish', I made them myself...

I wish I had a self-correcting keyboard.

Jul-29-2007 22:00

*poof*

You have a self-correcting keyboard and type along madly with manic glee for several days, but then you start hearing a voice making comments such as: "You've made that same mistake 59 times now you boob!" "Is it possible for your finger to actually hit the "y" key once in a while."

Well, this is mildly irritating, but you put up with it, until one day you hear a voice saying things like: "You've got food in your mustache again!" "Can't you button your own shirt correctly. This is the fourth day in a row you've buttoned the last button from the bottom in the wrong whole." "Do you mind putting your coffee mug somewhere else? Do you know what that stuff would do to me if it spilled?"

With a devilish glint in your eye, you proceed to grasp your coffee cup by it's handle. "Why yes, I do." you reply, as you gleefully pour the contents over the keyboard. As it smokes and crackles, you fondly retrieve your old keyboard from storage.

I wish ice cream didn't have calories and still tasted like real ice cream.

Jul-30-2007 13:07

Ice Cream tastes like real icecream and has no calories but you become a fruitarian and only eat fruit that has fallen from the tree to the ground despite still wanting that yummy, creamy wonderful ice cream.

I wish that I could star in an Simpson's episode.

Jul-30-2007 15:34

You are the star of Simpson's episode, unfortunately you are playing Maude Flanders in the episode where she falls out of the stands and dies.

I wish women weren't so jealous!

Jul-30-2007 17:55

*pfft* Oh dear... be careful what you wish for...
You finally get peace from the jealousy... in fact now, no woman pays you the slightest heed. So dumbfounded are you by the complete indifference that you decide to become a hermit. You get yourself a big stick and go and live in a cave.

I wish Harry Potter would get stuffed.

Jul-30-2007 21:30

Wow, someone offed Harry and brought him to the taxidermist! Yes, that's right, he's been stuffed and mounted, and now stands proudly in your living room. You get to see him EVERY DAY! Lucky you...

I wish our wishes didn't have to be corrupted.

Jul-30-2007 22:24

Our wishes don't have to be corrupted, however according to the rules of the game if they weren't it would create a paradox that would destroy the world as we know it.

I wish I would get a visitor in my cave

Jul-31-2007 05:52

You get a visitir in your cave but it's not whom you'd like, it's a huge, shaggy cave bear who proceeds to eat you.

I wish I wasn't Maude Flanders but Marge Simpson so I could snuggle with Homer :D

Jul-31-2007 05:58

Homer gets killed

Jul-31-2007 12:02

Is that your wish AND your corruption?

Well If you wish for Homer to be killed, he ends up being killed by Spider pig, but Bart and Marge set up a secret organization that's only duty is to frame you forr his death. They succeed, you go to jail, and your cellmate beats you up on a daily basis.

I wish there was another Harry Potter book.