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Bill Oakes
Bill Oakes

Sep-15-2006 02:30

This is a very simple and fun game. The first person makes a wish, and each following person finds some way to corrupt the wish and then makes a new wish. For example:

Person 1. I wish I had a dog

Person 2. You have a dog, but it dies the day after you get it

I wish I had a muffin

Person 3: You get a muffin, but you drop it and have to throw it away.

And so on.

Your firt wish to corrupt is this:

I wish I had a new car.

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Mack Hazard
Mack Hazard

Jul-25-2007 16:45

You do know what whales are saying. They all say the same thing. They say you're lonely and need a life.

I wish I was not so bored.

crunchpatty
crunchpatty
Old Shoe

Jul-26-2007 00:58

You're totally entertained!

By the blinky blinky buttons on your life preserver jacket. As you slip into Davey Jones' locker. You aren't sure whether to love that thing because it had reruns of John Tesh's greatest moments on ET embedded in it's collar, or to hate it because you hate John Tesh when he gets all advice-y. Don't talk to me fivehead!

I wish Entertainment Tonight sent you a singing kitten for actually sitting through it.

PapillonMaya
PapillonMaya

Jul-26-2007 02:48

They sent you a singing kitten. Your little kitten sang twinkle twinkle little star on tour with you all over the world. Later you and your kittten were invited to sing Happy Birthday to the president on LIVE television. But you were humiliated!! It turns out twinkle twinkle little star is the only song he sings well.


I wish I was friends with a dolphin.

Brasco De Gama
Brasco De Gama
Old Shoe

Jul-26-2007 05:46

Shazzam! You are transformed into the net of a Japanese fishing trawler, and you are totally dolphin friendly :) How nice!

I wish we'd win every treasure hunt in Shanghai!

LauraVo
LauraVo
Battered Shoe

Jul-26-2007 09:20

Congratulations to Brasco and TIA! You are now snatching the treasure right out from under the noses of Sirens, Margaritaville and Karelek Investigations...the next thing you know the directors at Margaritaville are using their influence with the faction leaders in Shanghai to start causing you trouble. The directors at Sirens use their charm and seduction to convince all the club owners in Shanghai to close their doors to you. You start feeling paranoid that the detectives at Karelek Investigations are onto to your machinations...Worse yet Eye Spy starts to recognize the threat coming from Shanghai and get you blacklisted from Delhi.

Thankfully you can still polish all your treasures in your agency's trophy room.

I wish I could see Eugene Mirman preform.

Brady Quinn
Brady Quinn
Big Winner

Jul-26-2007 20:31

You do get to see Eugene Mirman perform, unfortunately, he is washed up and his performance is on a street corner with a cardboard sign that say "Will perform for food"

I wish my agent would get me into training camp

PapillonMaya
PapillonMaya

Jul-28-2007 21:48

Because you were not specific enough, your agent put you into septic tank cleaning training camp!!


I wish I could taste the rainbow.

Scarletta Jones
Scarletta Jones

Jul-29-2007 11:05

You get the chance to taste the rainbow, but fall out of the plane that takes you there. But, it's okay. Your friend who went with you lied and said it tasted bad, even though you know that it's the most magical tasting thing in the entire world!

I wish I could have a party.

Paranoid_Android
Paranoid_Android
Story Teller

Jul-29-2007 20:36

*poof* You're amidst a group of rather dowdy looking housewives all 'oohing' and 'ahing' over the shades of pink that the new line of heart shaped tupperware lunch boxes comes in. 'For that special someone', the rather strange lady, wearing a tupperware Chef's hat and a 'Just Call me Kathy' name tag made out of macaroni, smiles indulgently at you. You smile back weakly and nod. 'I'll just put you down for a dozen shall I', she says quickly scribbling down details. You sit, mouth opening and closing like a goldfish with a learning difficulty. 'Try one of these dear', Kathy chimes as she stacks the love heart tupperware in front of you. And she pops something into your still 'o'-shaped mouth. 'Pickled snail and radish', I made them myself...

I wish I had a self-correcting keyboard.

Sleuth Sindy
Sleuth Sindy
Pinball Wizard

Jul-29-2007 22:00

*poof*

You have a self-correcting keyboard and type along madly with manic glee for several days, but then you start hearing a voice making comments such as: "You've made that same mistake 59 times now you boob!" "Is it possible for your finger to actually hit the "y" key once in a while."

Well, this is mildly irritating, but you put up with it, until one day you hear a voice saying things like: "You've got food in your mustache again!" "Can't you button your own shirt correctly. This is the fourth day in a row you've buttoned the last button from the bottom in the wrong whole." "Do you mind putting your coffee mug somewhere else? Do you know what that stuff would do to me if it spilled?"

With a devilish glint in your eye, you proceed to grasp your coffee cup by it's handle. "Why yes, I do." you reply, as you gleefully pour the contents over the keyboard. As it smokes and crackles, you fondly retrieve your old keyboard from storage.

I wish ice cream didn't have calories and still tasted like real ice cream.

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