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Corrupt A Wish
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Bill Oakes
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Sep-15-2006 02:30
This is a very simple and fun game. The first person makes a wish, and each following person finds some way to corrupt the wish and then makes a new wish. For example:
Person 1. I wish I had a dog
Person 2. You have a dog, but it dies the day after you get it
I wish I had a muffin
Person 3: You get a muffin, but you drop it and have to throw it away.
And so on.
Your firt wish to corrupt is this:
I wish I had a new car.
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Meteor Roger
Well-Connected
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Jul-13-2007 21:11
Your cook makes the finest meal. You find it to be the most delicious you've ever tried. However, you soon realize that the food was poisoned as an attempt by the cook to kill you!
I wish Borat would visit my house.
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Akemo
Well-Connected
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Jul-14-2007 01:37
Borat visits your house complete with his pigs,sheep,goats and all his other barnyard friends. your house nevers smells clean again.
I wish people would quit whining about the confederate flag.
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woggle woggs
Well-Connected
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Jul-14-2007 16:40
They stopped whining but that's because they've chosen to burn the flag instead.
I wish I had a burger to eat with my ketchup.
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Meteor Roger
Well-Connected
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Jul-14-2007 17:04
You are served one burger. After topping it with ketchup, you realize that the ketchup is 2 years past expiration date. You were forced to throw away the burger.
I wish I had authority over the Sleuth Staff.
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Dolly Dumplin
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Jul-14-2007 19:27
You have the authority....in fact you own Sleuth. Along with authority comes complaints, whining, complaints, many, many suggestions on improvement, complaints, long hours of work and a few more complaints.
I wish I would catch a cod fish on my vacation.
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Lacrymosa Songlei
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Jul-15-2007 14:29
You catch a cod fish. Then you catch another. And another. All of a sudden you just can't stop catching cod fish. You catch so many cod fish that your boat sinks from the weight of all the cod fish. Although you are eventually rescued, you catch pnemonia and spend the rest of your vacation recovering.
I wish I had an invisibility cloak
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ctown28
Demon of the Due Date
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Jul-15-2007 20:34
You have an invisibility cloak, but a clumsy baker trips and spills flour all over you making you visible to everyone.
I wish Bill Gates would mention me in his will.
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Anikka
Babelfish
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Jul-16-2007 09:39
Bill Gates dies and his will is read. Sure enough, somewhere in there, he says "And someone please lay the smackdown on ctown28. I can't remember why, but I'm rich, so do it." Ahh, yes. Honourable mention.
I wish I actually had a wish.
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Cordelia Falco
Battered Shoe
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Jul-16-2007 10:31
You have a real-life genuine wish! Sadly you get very drunk and blow it on wishing you had smaller ears.
I wish it was safe to run with scissors.
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LauraVo
Battered Shoe
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Jul-16-2007 19:36
It is safe for you to run with scissors which you now do with glee, in fact you become obsessed with this new found skill of your and do it so much shrieking as you run. Sadly this leads to you being placed in a long term mental health facility run by the the state, worse yet they take your beloved talisman - the scissors.
I wish had a brand new bag.
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