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Bill Oakes
Bill Oakes

Sep-15-2006 02:30

This is a very simple and fun game. The first person makes a wish, and each following person finds some way to corrupt the wish and then makes a new wish. For example:

Person 1. I wish I had a dog

Person 2. You have a dog, but it dies the day after you get it

I wish I had a muffin

Person 3: You get a muffin, but you drop it and have to throw it away.

And so on.

Your firt wish to corrupt is this:

I wish I had a new car.

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AZN Cinderella
AZN Cinderella

Jul-11-2007 20:31

You do have a maid! But she's the most horrible maid in the world. Instead of cleaning everything, she makes an even bigger mess and steals all your most treasured items!

I wish that I could talk to a cute guy without being shy.

crunchpatty
crunchpatty
Old Shoe

Jul-12-2007 00:45

Kapow! You're Chatty Cathy! And Johnny Dimples, starting quarterback of the football team, yet still so in touch with his feminine side that he bought front row seats for all his aunts to a live production of "Sex in the City: The Best Shoe-Related Outakes, is all ears. For you and you alone. Sadly, that's partly because in addition to those darling cheek-mines, he's got ears that would make Prince Charles replace the batteries in his cellphone with Viagra pellets and most of what he says back to you is some version of "yeah, but do you have a Q-tip?".

I wish mosquito bites weren't so itchy.

Lady Emerald Devon
Lady Emerald Devon
Nomad

Jul-12-2007 02:46

Mosquito bites are no longer itchy. Just huge, pus-filled and pus-leaking boils that last for weeks.

Lady Ruby Caplan
Lady Ruby Caplan
Well-Connected

Jul-12-2007 03:00

I forgot to make a wish :) So here goes:

I wish that all violent conflicts and all wars ceased (as violent conflict and wars are NOT a necessary evil, only conflict and that doesn't have to hurt anyone) and that humans could resolve their conflicts through other ways utilising Galtung's Conflict Triangle and other Conflict Resolution Methods.

Lacrymosa Songlei
Lacrymosa Songlei

Jul-12-2007 10:10

Wow, that's a tough one...

Well, there are no more wars, and no more violent conflicts. The good news is I get to home and get on with life. The bad news is that soon after the cessation of all hostilities, the world gets taken over by aliens who use their mind control abilities to make us their slaves.

I wish I were an Oscar Meyer Weiner (that is what I'd truly like to be)

Lailani
Lailani
Well-Connected

Jul-12-2007 11:52

HAHAHAHA, that was funny Lacrymosa!

You are an Oscar Meyer Weiner and my dog wants to eat you on a bun with ketchup and mustard, right after he cleans up his toys.

I wish my grandparents were still alive.

Brasco De Gama
Brasco De Gama
Old Shoe

Jul-13-2007 14:43

Great news, your Grandparent are still alive, but what's this? You've gone back in time to being a kid again, what's worse, you are less than 13 years old! No more Sleuth for you!

I wish the I could think of a wish.

Meteor Roger
Meteor Roger
Well-Connected

Jul-13-2007 19:12

You finally come up with one. However, that wish never comes true!

I wish I had a time machine.

Dolly Dumplin
Dolly Dumplin

Jul-13-2007 19:51

You have a time machine. But having no experience with it, you unwittingly go back to the late Cretaceous period and encounter a hungry velociraptor who smiles and licks his chops before.........

I wish I had a cook who made delicious and nutritious meals!

Meteor Roger
Meteor Roger
Well-Connected

Jul-13-2007 21:11

Your cook makes the finest meal. You find it to be the most delicious you've ever tried. However, you soon realize that the food was poisoned as an attempt by the cook to kill you!

I wish Borat would visit my house.

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