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Corrupt A Wish
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Bill Oakes
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Sep-15-2006 02:30
This is a very simple and fun game. The first person makes a wish, and each following person finds some way to corrupt the wish and then makes a new wish. For example:
Person 1. I wish I had a dog
Person 2. You have a dog, but it dies the day after you get it
I wish I had a muffin
Person 3: You get a muffin, but you drop it and have to throw it away.
And so on.
Your firt wish to corrupt is this:
I wish I had a new car.
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Sunniva
Nomad
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Jun-5-2007 16:56
The magic-growth-spurt formula works all too well. Congratulations, you know suffer from giantism.
I wish my wishes were incorruptible.
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Titus04
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Jun-5-2007 19:48
Now, crunchpatty, that'd be mean if I had tonsils. Then again, if I get to make out with a beefcake who is hott! :-D
Sunniva, the genie left as he can't fufill an incorrputable wish.
I wish to have lots of geniune human friends and retain my human form.
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woggle woggs
Well-Connected
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Jun-6-2007 20:46
Oh but you do - lots and lots of friends. Problem is they inhabit the cemetery, six feet under. You spend so much time frolicking in the graveyard, your living friends are spooked out and you lose them all.
I wish Bambi's mother didn't have to die so future generations of children will not have to be as traumatized and upset as I am, er was.
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Anikka
Babelfish
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Jun-8-2007 10:22
Woosh - Bambi's mother LIVES! YAY! It's a great day for all forestkind. Not so for Disney, however - without that touching and adorable movie, the whole Disney empire never takes off, never becomes the giant it is today. And, hey. That's not a bad thing, so I guess I didn't properly corrupt your wish. :-D
I wish I had a maid. Ya know, just for today.
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crunchpatty
Old Shoe
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Jun-9-2007 01:00
You do, but she gets out of breath really quickly, doesn't do windows, drapes or clean out the ick that has accumulated in your fridge (due to the fact that you are hooked on pate and on a liquid diet), or frankly do much of anything besides drop her ass on your couch and mutter about how hot she was in high school, fart twice and leave a trail of sour cream n' onion potato chip crumbs in her wake.
I wish I had a French maid uniform.
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Violet Emm
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Jun-19-2007 00:11
Wish granted, but you then have to wax your legs to look good in it.
(Oooouch.)
I wish I could type faster.
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Brasco De Gama
Old Shoe
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Jun-20-2007 08:55
you type faster but your fingers are worn to bloody stumps
I wish I was happy with my lot.
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Sunniva
Nomad
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Jun-20-2007 10:24
You are happy with your lot, which is quite large in prime real estate, but you loathe the house that you live in and because it's a historic site you cannot change it and have to pay ridiculous amounts of money to maintain it.
I wish I had an American Bull Dog.
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Isioni
Well-Connected
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Jun-20-2007 18:24
You have an American Bull dog that is so strong and angry that bites your hand, your leg and your favorite sofa for not letting it pee on your bed.
I wish I had not corrupted Sunniva's wish
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crunchpatty
Old Shoe
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Jun-21-2007 00:27
You didn't. She's got a dozen now; all of their jowels need cleaning, and she sends you the soiled q-tips as an expression of her rage, patriotism and gratitude. Along with her sheets, which for some reason smell a little like warm apple juice and rotten shark meat.
I wish I was good at art.
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