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Bill Oakes
Bill Oakes

Sep-15-2006 02:30

This is a very simple and fun game. The first person makes a wish, and each following person finds some way to corrupt the wish and then makes a new wish. For example:

Person 1. I wish I had a dog

Person 2. You have a dog, but it dies the day after you get it

I wish I had a muffin

Person 3: You get a muffin, but you drop it and have to throw it away.

And so on.

Your firt wish to corrupt is this:

I wish I had a new car.

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LuthienAstraea
LuthienAstraea
Well-Connected

Apr-15-2007 05:11

You can, but its one of those coin-operated baby jets that toddlers ride outside supermarkets while mommy does her shopping. 5 mins later u get arrested by a cop for 'suspicious paedophilic behaviour' after offering a 4 yr old girl a ride on ur 'jet'..

I wish Madonna would adopt me.



crunchpatty
crunchpatty
Old Shoe

Apr-16-2007 00:33

Papers are signed baby! Madonna's your new mommy! But she's been wearing the pointy pointy Jean-Paul Gautier bra to like 89% of her yoga classes, and it kinda tight. Must be hard to have been weaned off yogourt. Plus, you hafta call Guy Ritchie 'Daddy', and he's sort of happier about that than you are.

Childhood is hard, huh?

I wish Mary Poppins had never existed.

Ceres Trajan
Ceres Trajan
Old Shoe

Apr-16-2007 08:08

Poof! Mary Poppins disappears from film folklore. Unfortunately her absence has left a void to be filled in the nanny world. Hence the emergence of Barry Poppins, the middle-aged pervert who responds to want ads by peeping in home windows at night screaming obscenities and requesting chimney access.

I wish Dora the Explorer could follow a frickin' map. (and this one's personal)

Amanda92
Amanda92

Apr-16-2007 16:52

She can follow a map but she still gets lost and ends up in a jungle. She then ends up living with the monkeys, who eventually kill her.

I wish my teacher wouldn't play the Dora the Explorer theme song whenever a certain teacher came into our class.

Zlocko
Zlocko

Apr-23-2007 15:36

Your teacher does not play the song, but everybody else in the whole world does!

I wish my cat wasn't so evil.

Secret_Squirrel
Secret_Squirrel
Safety Officer

Apr-25-2007 06:46

Poof. Your cat's not evil! But the cockroaches in your sock drawer ... they're planning to take over the world!

As I look down at one blue foot and one brown foot, I wish could find all the odd socks I have so evidently lost!

Harrelson
Harrelson

Apr-25-2007 12:36

You find them alright, but your discovery isn't a happy one. In hopes of impressing you, a secret admirer (or rather stalker) has been sneaking into your house and stealing them. He (yes he!) has woven them together into a hideously grotesque sweater smelling of old feet, KY jelly, and Michael Jordan cologne. He offers it to you with a crazed look in his eyes, slighty daring you to say "no thankyou." good luck with that...

I wish my body looked like those spartans in the movie 300.

Akemo
Akemo
Well-Connected

Apr-25-2007 15:22

it does but everybody who looks at you wonders why would you want to be a corpse

i wish they had never made bubble blowers that make noise

Asuna
Asuna

Apr-27-2007 23:08

they never made bubble blowers that make noise because the world blew up about a week before they thought of them.

i wish i had superpowers

Michael_Scott
Michael_Scott

Apr-28-2007 19:05

You do, but there are more practical things out there than your glow-in-the-dark teeth and triple-jointed thumbs.

I wish I could get married and have 100 kids, so I can have 100 friends, and no one can say 'no' to being my friend.

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