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Bill Oakes
Bill Oakes

Sep-15-2006 02:30

This is a very simple and fun game. The first person makes a wish, and each following person finds some way to corrupt the wish and then makes a new wish. For example:

Person 1. I wish I had a dog

Person 2. You have a dog, but it dies the day after you get it

I wish I had a muffin

Person 3: You get a muffin, but you drop it and have to throw it away.

And so on.

Your firt wish to corrupt is this:

I wish I had a new car.

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LuthienAstraea
LuthienAstraea
Well-Connected

Apr-9-2007 15:35

You don't. Infact, your boss is such a hard driven, iron fisted man that he makes you arrive an hour EARLIER everyday, rather than on time. Sleep? What sleep? You don't even remember what that word means.

I wish I could ride on the back of a brontosaurus

Ceres Trajan
Ceres Trajan
Old Shoe

Apr-10-2007 15:12

You get your ride on the back of a brontosaurus, unfortunately the Tyrannosaurus Rex thinks that you two greatly resemble an ice-cream sundae with a cherry on top.

I wish I could understand how women thought (while maintaining a semblance of sanity).

yoyofoshow
yoyofoshow
Old Shoe

Apr-11-2007 05:53

Sorry dude, impossible.

I wish I wouldn't have to study for my exam but still get an A+.

Special_K
Special_K
Lucky Stiff

Apr-11-2007 07:05

You get an A+ but that's because you cheated, you then get caught, and get forced out of school, where you're not nearly popular enough to garner a school-wide protest a la "Donna Martin Graduates!"

I wish my credit cards didn't exist.

Akemo
Akemo
Well-Connected

Apr-11-2007 20:03

well they dont exist anymore, too bad that the bank has no records of you at all, nor can anybody find any records regarding you anywhere.

I wish i could fly a jet

LuthienAstraea
LuthienAstraea
Well-Connected

Apr-15-2007 05:11

You can, but its one of those coin-operated baby jets that toddlers ride outside supermarkets while mommy does her shopping. 5 mins later u get arrested by a cop for 'suspicious paedophilic behaviour' after offering a 4 yr old girl a ride on ur 'jet'..

I wish Madonna would adopt me.



crunchpatty
crunchpatty
Old Shoe

Apr-16-2007 00:33

Papers are signed baby! Madonna's your new mommy! But she's been wearing the pointy pointy Jean-Paul Gautier bra to like 89% of her yoga classes, and it kinda tight. Must be hard to have been weaned off yogourt. Plus, you hafta call Guy Ritchie 'Daddy', and he's sort of happier about that than you are.

Childhood is hard, huh?

I wish Mary Poppins had never existed.

Ceres Trajan
Ceres Trajan
Old Shoe

Apr-16-2007 08:08

Poof! Mary Poppins disappears from film folklore. Unfortunately her absence has left a void to be filled in the nanny world. Hence the emergence of Barry Poppins, the middle-aged pervert who responds to want ads by peeping in home windows at night screaming obscenities and requesting chimney access.

I wish Dora the Explorer could follow a frickin' map. (and this one's personal)

Amanda92
Amanda92

Apr-16-2007 16:52

She can follow a map but she still gets lost and ends up in a jungle. She then ends up living with the monkeys, who eventually kill her.

I wish my teacher wouldn't play the Dora the Explorer theme song whenever a certain teacher came into our class.

Zlocko
Zlocko

Apr-23-2007 15:36

Your teacher does not play the song, but everybody else in the whole world does!

I wish my cat wasn't so evil.

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