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Sep-15-2006 02:30

This is a very simple and fun game. The first person makes a wish, and each following person finds some way to corrupt the wish and then makes a new wish. For example:

Person 1. I wish I had a dog

Person 2. You have a dog, but it dies the day after you get it

I wish I had a muffin

Person 3: You get a muffin, but you drop it and have to throw it away.

And so on.

Your firt wish to corrupt is this:

I wish I had a new car.

Apr-2-2007 09:57

You are the most ETHICal employee in ur office, but also the only one who actually knows the meaning of that word. All ur colleagues are ruthless, selfish, narcissictic megalomaniacs who dont give a crap bout anyone but themselves. Hence, ure constantly treated as the company doormat and get kicked to the bottom of the foodchain. While ure busy working ur butt off during christmas, the brown nosing prick who wears too much hairgel in cubicle 5 is busy getting a tan on the big boss' yatch with the man himself.

I wish men could experience childbirth so they can take their "women are the weaker sex" mantra and shove it up where the sun dont shine LOL (no offense meant to all u testosterone fuelled males out there :P)

Apr-2-2007 10:01

*narcissistic

Apr-2-2007 10:29

Men experience childbirth but then you have to get up in the middle of the night to fetch them ice cream and pickles, rub their swollen cankles and listen to them cry about how fat they are.

I wish I could be a lawyer without actually having to attend law school for the next four years :)

Apr-3-2007 16:48

u dont go to law skool but then ur the worst lawyer out there making false accusations and saying worthless stuff in the court that doesnt make sense. then u get fired and spend the rest of ur life single with ur cat living on quarters.

i wish i was a journalist writing for the ny times and i was rich

Apr-3-2007 17:20

You become a rich journalist who writes for the NY Times, but are soon murdered by a vicious serial killer known as the "Wallstreet Wordsmith." The only evidence left at the scene of the crime was a page of the Times. There were violent highlight markings all over your article, each one indicated an instance in which you had written "u" instead of "you" or "ur" instead of "your."

I wish I was a superhero.

Apr-3-2007 20:30

let me make it nice and simple: ur already a superhero so u cant wish for it!
JK
ur a superhero but one day another superhero saves someone that u were gonna save but unfortunately he got there first. his name goes all over the paper and u get left in the dust.

i wish kids in junior high got the privileges that college students get lyk choosing classes, quitting classes, choosing where to spend lunch period besides the stupid cafeteria, etc.

Apr-3-2007 21:38

You get your wish: all classes offered at your Jr. High are college level.

I wish I had a roll of purple duct tape.

Apr-4-2007 06:37

*then u get fired and spend the rest of ur life single with ur cat living on quarters.*

(on a completely aside note, I think this may not be a corrupted wish, but what I am actually headed for in life lol)

You have a roll of purple duct tape, but what the hell do you use purple duct tape for?

I wish I could make certain people disappear :)

Apr-4-2007 15:57

ur magic goes out of ur control and u make urself disappear
or
u feel guilty of making those people disappear :( and they haunt u in ur dreams

i wish i could do whatever i want and life was perfect and totally easy and nothing ever went wrong and i had the life of my dreams and my wish came true

Apr-4-2007 20:09

You got it! Nothing ever goes wrong, therefore you never have to solve a problem, thus losing your problem solving skills. Life is totally easy; you don't have to do ANYTHING... and so, you lose your ability to do anything - walk, talk, think, etc. Congratulations, you are now a vegetable!

I wish I would win the lottery - not a big one, just a small lottery that would pay enough for me to feel I could eat something better than Alpo in my old age.