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Sep-15-2006 02:30

This is a very simple and fun game. The first person makes a wish, and each following person finds some way to corrupt the wish and then makes a new wish. For example:

Person 1. I wish I had a dog

Person 2. You have a dog, but it dies the day after you get it

I wish I had a muffin

Person 3: You get a muffin, but you drop it and have to throw it away.

And so on.

Your firt wish to corrupt is this:

I wish I had a new car.

Mar-10-2007 14:14

They stop staring at the closet because the insane murdering man jumps out and scares them away...

I wish there was world peace

Mar-14-2007 00:11

There is world peace alright, but only in the book you've just finished reading. Time to get back to the real world.

I wish I had a house all made of straw.

Mar-14-2007 00:45

And in an instant, you stand inside of a charming rustic cottage, all made out of straw. Unfortunately, notorious racketeer and ransacker Peter "the Big Bad" Wolf happened to be in the neighborhood, and with a single puff from his lips, your newly acquired real estate comes down around your ears. Well, most of it; there are still a few bits floating about in the breeze.

I wish I could be a guy for a day, just to see what life is like for the "other half" of the population.

Mar-14-2007 17:45

You wish comes true but you end up being a guy for life and end up getting sick of it. Then people find out about your change and you die at a lonely and bitter age of 100 with 10 old and bitter cats.

I wish I could read my cat's mind.

Mar-14-2007 18:00

You can. She also wants to be a guy. And you're a sweety, so you oblige, do the surgery yourself and knick your favourite finger really badly during the 'shaving' stage.

I wish my bathroom always had that festive 'new shower curtain' smell.

Mar-14-2007 23:55

And it does! No other bathroom in the history of man has ever smelled like such a new shower curtain.

Unfortunately, the fresh scent is caused by toxic PVC plastic chemicals being given off by said new curtain, so you end up slowly and painfully dying of some obscure carcinogen-induced disorder.

I wish for an uncorruptible wish. :)

Mar-15-2007 08:59

The Sleuth world rises up as you are granted, at last, an uncorruptible wish. Unfortunately, they're rising up in revolt, and since your uncorruptible wish is gone, you're looking like toast. That'll teach you to waste a wish!

I wish people would stop screwing up my days by changing appointments.

Mar-15-2007 19:14

They've all decide to stop rescheduling, but now they just don't show up at all.

Without the aid of hallucinogens, I wish my mirror could talk and that it would tell me I'm the fairest one of all.

Mar-15-2007 20:28

You mirror speaks, "Verily forsooth, Master, thou art the fairest of all. For 'your' snaggle-toothed wartiness, your slime stained tentacles and tumescent protusions are indeed pleasing to mine eye, compared to the grotesque creatures that inhabit this world you now stand in."

Ok, well they do say 'In the land of the blind the one eyed man is king', but even so, right about now you're looking for a red hot poker and a guide dog.

I wish I hadn't failed my hunt last night. :)

Mar-16-2007 01:59

Time reverses itself, and you are given a second chance to catch the elusive villain. After a thrilling hunt covering several nations, your agency sucessfully puts Luther "the Mole" Wanstrath behind bars and receives a handsome reward to boot.

However, due to unfortunate timing and an idiosyncratic hiccup in the servers powering Sleuth, a previously undiscovered but fatal code error is triggered, causing the whole game to rapidly glitch itself into oblivion. You are now the target of Ben and every Sleuth aficionado's wrath, blamed for the destructi0n of their beloved creation/pasttime. :)

I sure wish spring break would last long enough for me to finish the coursework I need to before university begins again.