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Sep-15-2006 02:30

This is a very simple and fun game. The first person makes a wish, and each following person finds some way to corrupt the wish and then makes a new wish. For example:

Person 1. I wish I had a dog

Person 2. You have a dog, but it dies the day after you get it

I wish I had a muffin

Person 3: You get a muffin, but you drop it and have to throw it away.

And so on.

Your firt wish to corrupt is this:

I wish I had a new car.

Mar-7-2007 19:45

Hans and Frans came to you're house and said that they were going to
"Pump" CLAP "You Up" except its full of air insteand od muscles

I wish the Stanley CUp playoffs were here

Mar-8-2007 02:30

(So do I, and I live across the Atlantic!)

They are, and you go watch them, but 2 minutes into the 1st, the puck flies off and hits you between the eyes, so you need to be rushed to the hospital and miss the game.

I wish people would respect me.

Mar-8-2007 08:12

Ding ding ding! Instant respect from the world! Sadly, just because they respect you doesn't mean they like you. Congratulations! You are now the most unliked person in the world.

I wish my cats wouldn't sit and stare at the closet (it SO freaks me out!).

Mar-10-2007 14:14

They stop staring at the closet because the insane murdering man jumps out and scares them away...

I wish there was world peace

Mar-14-2007 00:11

There is world peace alright, but only in the book you've just finished reading. Time to get back to the real world.

I wish I had a house all made of straw.

Mar-14-2007 00:45

And in an instant, you stand inside of a charming rustic cottage, all made out of straw. Unfortunately, notorious racketeer and ransacker Peter "the Big Bad" Wolf happened to be in the neighborhood, and with a single puff from his lips, your newly acquired real estate comes down around your ears. Well, most of it; there are still a few bits floating about in the breeze.

I wish I could be a guy for a day, just to see what life is like for the "other half" of the population.

Mar-14-2007 17:45

You wish comes true but you end up being a guy for life and end up getting sick of it. Then people find out about your change and you die at a lonely and bitter age of 100 with 10 old and bitter cats.

I wish I could read my cat's mind.

Mar-14-2007 18:00

You can. She also wants to be a guy. And you're a sweety, so you oblige, do the surgery yourself and knick your favourite finger really badly during the 'shaving' stage.

I wish my bathroom always had that festive 'new shower curtain' smell.

Mar-14-2007 23:55

And it does! No other bathroom in the history of man has ever smelled like such a new shower curtain.

Unfortunately, the fresh scent is caused by toxic PVC plastic chemicals being given off by said new curtain, so you end up slowly and painfully dying of some obscure carcinogen-induced disorder.

I wish for an uncorruptible wish. :)

Mar-15-2007 08:59

The Sleuth world rises up as you are granted, at last, an uncorruptible wish. Unfortunately, they're rising up in revolt, and since your uncorruptible wish is gone, you're looking like toast. That'll teach you to waste a wish!

I wish people would stop screwing up my days by changing appointments.