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Corrupt A Wish
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Bill Oakes
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Sep-15-2006 02:30
This is a very simple and fun game. The first person makes a wish, and each following person finds some way to corrupt the wish and then makes a new wish. For example:
Person 1. I wish I had a dog
Person 2. You have a dog, but it dies the day after you get it
I wish I had a muffin
Person 3: You get a muffin, but you drop it and have to throw it away.
And so on.
Your firt wish to corrupt is this:
I wish I had a new car.
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Vegos
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Mar-6-2007 04:09
Someone else would write your dissertation but then sue you because of the copyright violations.
I wish my room had thicker and beter sound-isolated walls.
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Bob Spenser
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Mar-6-2007 07:12
well your room does but the problem is you frogt to change the batterty in your smoke detector, unfortuantely for you a fire gets started next door at 4 AM and because the walls are sound proof you blissfully snore away very muffled sound of the detector from next door
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Bob Spenser
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Mar-6-2007 13:38
Again Iforget....I wish I hada good memeory
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Akemo
Well-Connected
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Mar-6-2007 17:07
Your memory improves so much that you remember everything BUT nobody ever believes a word you say ever again.
I wish I could hire a ninja for a bodyguard
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Anikka
Babelfish
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Mar-6-2007 17:40
You lay down the money for your own personal bodyguard - unfortunately, you get "ninja" and "sumo wrestler" confused, and now your bodyguard keeps trying to knock you out of things.
I wish I had more energy.
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thewingfan
Well-Connected
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Mar-6-2007 18:29
You do and good news you never crash!!! but you suffer from insomnia every night as a result and never sleep again
I wish it would stop snowing already
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woggle woggs
Well-Connected
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Mar-6-2007 18:53
It does, but now it's hailing.
I wish I knew the meaning of life.
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Bob Spenser
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Mar-6-2007 22:32
Well you know the meaning of life, but unfortuantely the makers of the Matrix trilogy had it all right, but Neo hasn't been discovered yet
I wish I had more money
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Zanjana
Washed Up Punter
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Mar-7-2007 00:53
You have one additional cent. Congratulations!
I wish that they made eggnog lattes all year round.
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Bob Spenser
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Mar-7-2007 05:46
Well they do, as everything else egg nog. Unfortunately due to this the world has an egg shortage and a dozen eggs is now around $50 in the store.
I wish the cat would shut up
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