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Bill Oakes
Bill Oakes

Sep-15-2006 02:30

This is a very simple and fun game. The first person makes a wish, and each following person finds some way to corrupt the wish and then makes a new wish. For example:

Person 1. I wish I had a dog

Person 2. You have a dog, but it dies the day after you get it

I wish I had a muffin

Person 3: You get a muffin, but you drop it and have to throw it away.

And so on.

Your firt wish to corrupt is this:

I wish I had a new car.

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Emma Barlowe
Emma Barlowe
Well-Connected

Feb-19-2007 21:03

Class is cancelled - but you get SO excited that you jump up and down on your bed, fall off and break your leg. So, no class - but yes, emergency room!

I wish my child would go to sleep when I wanted him to.

Sleuth Sindy
Sleuth Sindy
Bounty Hunter

Feb-19-2007 21:40

Your child goes to sleep when you want him to, but then he never wakes up when he's supposed to and therefore he is late for everything, late for classes all through elementary school, high school and college and every job he gets he shows up late for so he can never keep a steady job, and eventually he ends up living on the streets, blaming all his misfortunes on his mother, because she wished he would go to sleep when he was supposed to.

I wish I could fly

Bob Spenser
Bob Spenser

Feb-20-2007 19:02

you can fly you mange to fly face first into a jet.
I wish winter would go away and never come back


Verora
Verora

Feb-20-2007 20:02

The heat from the sun melts the snow...and every thing else....

I wish I can read people's minds.

crunchpatty
crunchpatty
Old Shoe

Feb-21-2007 00:00

You can...and you are shocked to learn that mostly, what's running through people's minds is:

I like chicken, I like liver, Meow Mix Meow Mix, please deliver - which makes you spend a disturbing and unhealthy amount of time sending reasonable hand-drawn facsimiles of a cat liver to the sleuth gods in hopes of a free subscription or a tin of cat food...whatever comes first.

I wish I could find a viable weapons application for a raw chicken *wonders whether chicken wings make good throwing stars*



Bob Spenser
Bob Spenser

Feb-21-2007 08:49

The good news you find it, but the terroists find it first and know you discovered it, now Osama Bin Laden sends some cronies and they take you out.

I wish one could find Paczkis any day, just not Fat TUesday

Anikka
Anikka
Babelfish

Mar-3-2007 19:52

Woohoo!! Polish jelly doughnuts for everyone!!! Unfotunately, it appears that they've used anchovy paste instead of raspberry jelly. You can have all of my paczkis....

I wish all my boxes from moving would magically unpack themselves.

crunchpatty
crunchpatty
Old Shoe

Mar-4-2007 01:15

Oh they do! Faster than Superman on moving day! And with the utmost care too. Unfortunately they also mixed them up withmy boxes, and for reasons you don't care to explain, your brand-new hardwood floors are now littered with neon-dyed rabbits feet, sexually explicit snow-globes, dehydrated soup in ziplock baggies and freshly-shorn back hair.

I wish I "got" the whole "stealing music off the internet" thing.

Anikka
Anikka
Babelfish

Mar-5-2007 12:14

Understand finally comes to you in the form of a bright light bulb hanging over your head! Unfortunately, the light is accompanied by a pair of handcuffs,a $300,000 fine, and six months of community service.

I wish there was a Dunkin Donuts close to my town.

Bob Spenser
Bob Spenser

Mar-5-2007 16:30

Dunkin Donuts fially moves in next door!!!

BUT becauae the fryers never really shut down you smell donuts all the time and get sick from it and are forced to pack up and move alllllll over again

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