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Sep-15-2006 02:30

This is a very simple and fun game. The first person makes a wish, and each following person finds some way to corrupt the wish and then makes a new wish. For example:

Person 1. I wish I had a dog

Person 2. You have a dog, but it dies the day after you get it

I wish I had a muffin

Person 3: You get a muffin, but you drop it and have to throw it away.

And so on.

Your firt wish to corrupt is this:

I wish I had a new car.

Feb-10-2007 23:16

He does but gets Disqualified for taking steroids.

I wish my work would finish itself.

Feb-10-2007 23:39

Oh, it finishes itself REAL good...unfortunately you are one of those professionals tactfully referred to as a "bull milker", and if Toro keeps taking care of his own biz-ness like that you're gonna be out of work in a field full of slightly pre-menopausal cows looking at you to end the tick-tock of their biological clocks.

Moo, baby. Moo.

I wish I had a super-soaker full of hand sanitizer and a map of celebrity homes in Hollywood.

Feb-13-2007 00:00

You have both of those items, but while happily soaking the rich and famous you inadvertently hit the house of Howie Mandel, who mistakes your hand sanitizer for an indication of shared proclivities and commandeers you into his entourage, making you hold Case #19 when you aren't busy fetching his dry cleaning or picking his dog up from the groomer.

I wish postage stamps were free.

Feb-13-2007 04:12

They are free but it seems they contain certain chemical products that will react immediately if you lick them at the back before sticking it on an envelope, thus causing your tongue to be covered with blisters and completely swell up....


I wish most of Europe would be forest land....

Feb-13-2007 11:45

Ohh, isn't it just gawjus! All those trees.... But all those people need a place to live. Hope you have a HUGE addition planned for your house!

I wish my front door wasn't frozen shut.

Feb-13-2007 20:02

Good news Its Not! but your car is frozen shut and even IF you could get into it its frozen to the ground as well.

I Hope University of Michigan beats Michigan State in hoops tonight

Feb-13-2007 23:02

Wooot! There it is....

The wolverines put a whuppin' of biblical proportions on the spartans. If you look closely, you can see welts in the shape of a taco on state's 2-guard's forehead.

Sadly, the "hoops" in question were strictly hula. As head of PR for the University of Michigan, you now have to abandon the traditional blue and gold for grass skirts and a spit-roasted hog as the mascot. Yes, the apple in its mouth IS a required element :)

I wish this chair was more comfy.

Feb-14-2007 05:59

It is but then its too comfy for you to get out of it. (am I really corrupting this wish or just makiing it better)

I wish piratey stuff was cheaper on ebay. :)

Feb-14-2007 17:18

Wow, that was a swift lowering of prices! You can afford to buy any piratey stuff you want, including an authentic pirate ship! Too bad it's all guaranteed for only the first five minutes after purchase; then it falls apart.

I wish Bob Spenser didn't corrupt my wish so freaking accurately. Doh!

Feb-16-2007 20:22

I don't but the fact that I don't doesn't console you much because you're still trying to thaw your car out!

I wish Peter Forsberg breaks his foot again so he can't help the Predators win the Central