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Corrupt A Wish
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Bill Oakes
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Sep-15-2006 02:30
This is a very simple and fun game. The first person makes a wish, and each following person finds some way to corrupt the wish and then makes a new wish. For example:
Person 1. I wish I had a dog
Person 2. You have a dog, but it dies the day after you get it
I wish I had a muffin
Person 3: You get a muffin, but you drop it and have to throw it away.
And so on.
Your firt wish to corrupt is this:
I wish I had a new car.
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Sara Lou
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Jan-9-2007 06:56
Wow, youre a wookie (???) but now you have no arms and are unable to type or click anything. No more Sleuthy.
I wish I had a million gallons of mint chocolate chip ice cream and that I could eat it without gaining an ounce.
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crunchpatty
Old Shoe
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Jan-30-2007 15:12
Cha-CHING!!!
Here's the scoop...you CAN! Surprisingly easy actually. And hey...even if it's, y'know, CONSIDERABLY less refreshing on it's way back up, the good news is it's still juuuust as chunky. See, there's the silver lining.
Or possibly, stomach lining.
I wish I could dunk.
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Serges
Vigilante
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Jan-30-2007 15:38
Crunch, I hereby grant you mad hops.
Unfortunately, now ALL Canadians can ball, and the NBA is never the same again. Basketball is the new hockey, eh?
I wish they made a quadruple Whopper.
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Anikka
Babelfish
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Jan-30-2007 20:29
One quadruple Whopper, coming up. By the way, enjoy your quadruple bypass!
I wish it was spring...
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crunchpatty
Old Shoe
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Jan-30-2007 21:28
Hey check it out, it's April! Woo to the hoo! Sadly, no-one informed the Easter Bunny of this calendar acceleration, and he's pissed cause he's behind schedule. So now you have an angry six-foot egg-hurling rodent to deal with, and the light blue ascot and buck teeth don't make him any cuter.
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I swear to god there ARE quadruple burgers called like Stack 'Ems or Stackers at Burger King right now, but I digress...
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I wish my house was wireless-rigged, already.
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Sami-soda
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Jan-31-2007 16:25
ur wish came true, but then the easter bunny decided to take its anger out on you and hopped in one day and when it was done ur house slightly resembled a garbage dump.
I wish that Serges would quit talking about those disgusting whoppers...
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Emma Barlowe
Well-Connected
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Jan-31-2007 20:48
Done! But then Serges finds some other equally tasteless subject (get it, tasteless??) to talk about...oh, and Crunch continues on with the stackers, so we're right back at square one.
I wish that my parents would move out of MY house...
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what'syourname
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Jan-31-2007 20:51
News flash.>> you parents move out of you house.. all of a sudden you get a call.. your in-laws are moving in..
I wish I could have ice cream right now!!
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crunchpatty
Old Shoe
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Jan-31-2007 22:30
YOWZA! You can. But it's rum 'n' raisin, and it's served as the final condiment after lettuce, tomato, onion ketchup and mayo atop a steaming hot quadruple-stacked whopper!
Welcome to square -1 :)
I wish bruised ribs were make-believe, like Santa, the tooth fairy and Anthony Robbins.
*doubles over in pain holding ribs*
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Samisoda
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Feb-2-2007 16:36
yup, it's all in ur head. but then again, that does mean that u'll need mental therapy for about...10 years.
I wish that there was no fast-food in the entire world.
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