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Sep-15-2006 02:30

This is a very simple and fun game. The first person makes a wish, and each following person finds some way to corrupt the wish and then makes a new wish. For example:

Person 1. I wish I had a dog

Person 2. You have a dog, but it dies the day after you get it

I wish I had a muffin

Person 3: You get a muffin, but you drop it and have to throw it away.

And so on.

Your firt wish to corrupt is this:

I wish I had a new car.

Dec-12-2006 00:29

ok... I am so cool I get a second mention... *shuffles little squirrel feet & blushes* awwww

You can sing but it's only audible to dogs and whales. Kinda gets on everyone's nerves that every time you warble a tune under the shower the neighbourhood dogs go beserk. And what with Greenpeace sueing you for all the whales that beach themselves trying to listen to you sing, and the Okimura Whaling Company harrassing you to come join their 'research' team... eh singing's not all it's cracked up to be...

Llama Lord... It rains tapioca but then we all have to hear ad nauseum for the next week every newspaper, radio, and television trotting out: "Today in Washington George Bush finally got his just desserts"... no thanks!

I wish God (or your own particular nature deity) had invented a better use for avocado that having us eat it. yech.

Dec-12-2006 02:59

ROFL...there's a whole bunch of speakers of Latin-based languages for whom the word "avocado" makes them think of lawyers, not guacamole! Sadly you can't insure your little squirrel feet because the advocates and the avocados are like in some little freaky blood brother society that looks after it's own...

Meh. I wish I didn't spend a split second thinking about the movie 'There's Something About Mary' every time I zipped. Danger ahead, yo.

Dec-13-2006 06:59

You do stop thinking about that part of the movie. Unfortunately it means you get your winkle caught in your zip and can never have children!

I wish i had more time, so i could play sleuth again :D

Dec-13-2006 12:20

You DO have more time...unfortunately, it's because you are now living Groundhog Day!

I wish I didn't have a headache.

Dec-13-2006 16:14

The pain from your headache goes away but it travels all the way to your hands and you get arthistis so you can't play Sleuth anymore.

I wish my yarn would stop getting tangled uup.

Dec-14-2006 06:58

Your yarn stop tangling until finally, your needles break. The nearest store is 1,000,000,000,000,000 miles away, and you spent your last cent on a chocolate covered pretzel. Poor yarn.

I wish I was a world famous therapist.

Dec-14-2006 08:24

You're a world famous therapist, but now you have to provide the entire Sleuth world with therapy, and you're too busy to ever play again.

I wish my husband would go make some spaghetti for me.

Dec-14-2006 11:10

WOWEE! Your husband just tried to make you spaghetti, and the kitchen blew ^UP^!!!

I wish crunchyP would speak to my little llama friend. (winky,winky crunchyP)

Dec-14-2006 12:43

DING! DING! DING! DING! DING! llamas be praised, me and the lord/viceroy whatever had a little chatski...unfortunately it got hijacked by your French teacher (salut Mlle. Violet) and now the llama's all GRRRR with you because his inbox is full of my bad French...pas de tout lets mots justes!

ummmm I wish my laundry would get off its lazy arse and do itself, already.

Dec-15-2006 09:32

Your laundry starts to wash itself, but in a Dukas-esque, Sorcerer's Apprentice-like spectacle, your washing machine explodes and spews still-dirty clothes all over your house. Have fun with that there, Crunchman.

I wish I were automatically multi-lingual, so that I wouldn't have to take Francais.

btw what about html here?