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Sep-15-2006 02:30

This is a very simple and fun game. The first person makes a wish, and each following person finds some way to corrupt the wish and then makes a new wish. For example:

Person 1. I wish I had a dog

Person 2. You have a dog, but it dies the day after you get it

I wish I had a muffin

Person 3: You get a muffin, but you drop it and have to throw it away.

And so on.

Your firt wish to corrupt is this:

I wish I had a new car.

Oct-7-2006 15:58

There is, but you bore everyone so much that they quit this post and never come back.

I wish I had a teletubbie for a pet

Oct-7-2006 19:51

*poof* one teletubbie coming right up...

ooh look it's the new grey teletubbie called Bubba they made to try and take education into the prison system. Anyway Bubba's about 6"5' 300 pounds, has a pair of hand-cuffs as the apex of his head gear, and just says "Crush" a lot. The rest (well, 'you' at any rate) is history.

I wish it was sunny in the day time, and it rained at night.

Oct-7-2006 20:40

Your wish is granted. It is now sunny all day long and rains at night, all night long. The oceans and rivers soon swell and overflow their boundaries, flooding the earth and all dry land except for one obscure mountain top where Secret Squirrel finds himself alone with Crunchpatty (who made sure to grab his stash of glue) - the only two people left alive on earth.

I wish unicorns were real

Oct-8-2006 02:45

Abracadabra! Beautiful white unicorns now graze on idyllic green pastures, but hey, what happened to the cows? Not a single cow or sheep or horse was left in the whole world. They were all stabbed to death by the beautiful white unicorns' corns.

I wish I had met Mozart in person.

Oct-8-2006 06:35

You met Mozart before he died, and are now so traumatised by the loss to the world of this incredible genius that you are unable to function and have to stay at home wistfully humming Eine Kleine Nachtmusik.

I wish I hadn't run out of clean socks

Oct-8-2006 07:23

*Poof* You didn't run out of clean socks - you walked out of them

I people stopped aging at 30

Oct-8-2006 09:54

They do! Now they grow younger, and everyone dies a baby.
I wish I could find more good deals on books

Oct-8-2006 09:59

You do, except the books are all Paris Hilton autobiographies.

I wish my laptop battery would last longer than two hours.

Oct-8-2006 14:27

Your laptop batteries now last forever. As a result you spend all your time on your laptop computer, mainly playing Sleuth, but doing other things as well, and never do anything else. Eventually all your friends and family abandon you due to your inability to relate with anything except your computer.

I wish fairies (the little winged creature type) were real

Oct-8-2006 14:33

They are real, and they start biting people to death!

I wish I had more cases.