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Corrupt A Wish
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Bill Oakes
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Sep-15-2006 02:30
This is a very simple and fun game. The first person makes a wish, and each following person finds some way to corrupt the wish and then makes a new wish. For example:
Person 1. I wish I had a dog
Person 2. You have a dog, but it dies the day after you get it
I wish I had a muffin
Person 3: You get a muffin, but you drop it and have to throw it away.
And so on.
Your firt wish to corrupt is this:
I wish I had a new car.
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*macadew*
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Oct-4-2006 17:25
You get your wish but it reacts weird when it hits your blood stream and you break out in uncurable hives.
I wish I was a dinosaur.
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Victoria Florence
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Oct-4-2006 18:04
You are a dinosaur and your bones now reside in the Smithsonian, it's not a bad gig, but if one more person mentions your leg is the equivilent of the height of three men, you swear you'll go postal.
I wish I could have another of my husband's beers without paying "the price"
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BadAss
Charioteer
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Oct-4-2006 18:51
you can swallow your husbands beer quite easily now, no more hangovers! You overcome this treshold which opens the way now for consuming lots of his favorite brand. Your husband is not at all happy with this new stituation and decides to leave you all alone drinking beer. The rest of your life you'll be spending miserably on your own with a bitter aftertaste of this beer.
I wish my legs were as long as a giraffe's
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T. R. Wexler
Well-Connected
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Oct-4-2006 19:25
They are! Now you're considered the most abnormal person on earth.
I wish I had a egg
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BadAss
Charioteer
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Oct-4-2006 19:51
you do have an egg, but you will hatch it all by yourself. When that's done a little clone of yourself comes out, following you everywhere you go to the point it becomes embarassing.....
I wish I had a car that could also fly
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Sleuth Sindy
Pinball Wizard
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Oct-4-2006 19:52
Wexler, my dear, girl, you have an egg - you can have as many eggs as you want because you are now in fact an egg producing machine - namely a chicken.
I wish Secret Squirrel had a secret crush on me
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cenoecox
Well-Connected
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Oct-4-2006 20:00
Secret Squirrel DOES have a crush on you - but only when you dress up like Side Show Bob and chase him with a slatted spoon.......
I wish my hands were actually leather whips
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Fatima Blusch
Assistant Postman
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Oct-4-2006 22:30
Cenoe, your wish has been granted - your hands are now smokin' leather whips. Unfortunately, you now have Crunchpatty up your tail pipe 24/7 following you around drooling with begging puppy dog eyes.
BadAss, you now have the dream of every young man, a flying car! One day while flying around, pretending to be a cool western movie star in The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly, you run into Harry Potter on his broom and kill the young hero of millions of boys and girls around the world who proceed to beat you and your flying car into an unidentifiable heap of flesh and metal.
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Fatima Blusch
Assistant Postman
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Oct-5-2006 07:36
I wish my car would never run out of gas
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Zocrates83
Old Shoe
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Oct-5-2006 08:52
Abra al kazaam, you now have a car that never runs out of gas, and you use that car to drive you to exotic locations..places in south america, such as Cordoba, Argentina...where you meet Gabriel, a handsome local with a huuuuuuuuuggggge ....livestock farm, you fall madly in love, but after a hot and heavy romance the itching starts..the severe itching in a place where itching definitely shouldnt occur. Your heart was crushed as you realised that the man you had given your heart, had given you something back...a severe case of crabs..
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