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Corrupt A Wish
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Bill Oakes
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Sep-15-2006 02:30
This is a very simple and fun game. The first person makes a wish, and each following person finds some way to corrupt the wish and then makes a new wish. For example:
Person 1. I wish I had a dog
Person 2. You have a dog, but it dies the day after you get it
I wish I had a muffin
Person 3: You get a muffin, but you drop it and have to throw it away.
And so on.
Your firt wish to corrupt is this:
I wish I had a new car.
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T. R. Wexler
Well-Connected
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Sep-24-2006 17:08
The earth is flat, and you fall off.
I wish there was less profanity in the world.
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BadAss
Charioteer
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Sep-24-2006 18:29
no one ever says a dirty word again, dictionaries have to be re-written and we have to spend too many words now saying something we used to do with one single word, conversations become boring and elaborate....
I wish I could freeze the time and get a collection of thousands of braziers
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Serges
Vigilante
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Sep-24-2006 23:22
Your wish gets juxtaposed slightly, and you end up being forced to wear thousands of frozen brasierres for all time...
I wish the rest of the Villains expansion was here.
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T. R. Wexler
Well-Connected
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Sep-25-2006 00:18
It is, and now everyone is completely confused with all the features.
I wish I could fly
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Rosamund Clifford
Tale Spinner
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Sep-25-2006 00:47
You can, but you fly too high and Icarus's destiny befalls you.
I wish I wouldn't get the same clue five times in succession.
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Sleuth Sindy
Pinball Wizard
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Sep-25-2006 01:38
You won't get the same clue five times in succession, you will get the same clue seven times in succession.
I wish all men came with automatic toilet seat closers installed.
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crunchpatty
Old Shoe
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Sep-25-2006 02:45
They (we) do but they also come with extra-bad aim where toilets are concerned...and no splashguards.
I wish I could speak Ooompa-Loompa.
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Serges
Vigilante
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Sep-25-2006 02:48
you begin rhyming nonsensically about moral lessons, much to the chagrin of that lady you finally convinced to come back to your place, who does *not* find it as amorous as you had hoped.
I wish I could pick on crunchpatty 24/7.
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Ravenclaw515
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Sep-25-2006 03:53
You, can, but everything become literally frozen. The braziers are so cold, you get frostbitten and permanently lose feeling in your limbs.
I wish I had perfect vision.
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crunchpatty
Old Shoe
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Sep-25-2006 03:57
You see the world 20/20, but have to poke out one eye when you realize how ugly it all is. Now everyone calls you Ravenpatch.
I wish "that lady" had been more honest about the moustache....
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