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Corrupt A Wish
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Bill Oakes
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Sep-15-2006 02:30
This is a very simple and fun game. The first person makes a wish, and each following person finds some way to corrupt the wish and then makes a new wish. For example:
Person 1. I wish I had a dog
Person 2. You have a dog, but it dies the day after you get it
I wish I had a muffin
Person 3: You get a muffin, but you drop it and have to throw it away.
And so on.
Your firt wish to corrupt is this:
I wish I had a new car.
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sushi kitty
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Sep-16-2006 17:01
people stop eating crisps, but instead eat dried squid and durian fruit on trains.
i wish i had a housecleaner, even though my apartment is tiny and i shouldn't need one :)
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R Anstett
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Sep-16-2006 17:17
You get a house cleaner.... who cleans you out, taking all the furniture and sushi plates.
I wish I was healthy.
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BadAss
Charioteer
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Sep-16-2006 18:41
You are healthy, but completely lost your lust for life by denying all the good stuff
I wish the earth was a flat surface instead of a globe
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jroepel
Con Artist
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Sep-16-2006 18:53
The earth is flat. One day you come to the edge and accidently fall over into oblivion.
<Strangely enough I live only 30 miles away from the headquarters of the Flat Earth Society.>
I wish Kiera Knightly was my girlfriend.
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Secret_Squirrel
Safety Officer
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Sep-16-2006 19:47
Keira is your girlfriend, but she's gay and so, you find, are you.
I wish the world was all the same timezone.
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Agent Andrew
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Sep-16-2006 20:45
It is, but that means that time stops for everyone except you and you're stuck in a world of non-moving people.
I wish I could meet you (the next wish corrupter) in person.
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jroepel
Con Artist
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Sep-16-2006 22:06
You do, but since Secret Squirrel made me gay I plant a big wet one on you.
I wish I wasn't dieting and could eat something tasty.
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AZN Cinderella
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Sep-16-2006 23:15
You are eating plenty of tasty goodies and chocolates but end up gaining ten pounds.
I wish I had a water bed.
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Makensie Brewer
Super Steeper
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Sep-16-2006 23:38
You get a water bed, but while sleeping, your cat pokes a hole in it with his claw, and drained all the water out.
I wish I was camping right now :)
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T. R. Wexler
Well-Connected
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Sep-16-2006 23:48
It rains, and your tent gets ruined.
I wish I had a yearly subscription to sleuth.:)
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