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Bill Oakes
Bill Oakes

Sep-15-2006 02:30

This is a very simple and fun game. The first person makes a wish, and each following person finds some way to corrupt the wish and then makes a new wish. For example:

Person 1. I wish I had a dog

Person 2. You have a dog, but it dies the day after you get it

I wish I had a muffin

Person 3: You get a muffin, but you drop it and have to throw it away.

And so on.

Your firt wish to corrupt is this:

I wish I had a new car.

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Secret_Squirrel
Secret_Squirrel
Safety Officer

Sep-15-2006 23:24

The pope becomes a buddhist, but the Dali Lama converts to Roman Catholicism.

I wish that cars would run on salt water.

biggie528
biggie528
Lucky Stiff

Sep-15-2006 23:56

Cars run on salt water, but the engine rusts and corrodes and all the cars die.

I wish that all men came with instructions on how to operate them.

(PS this might be the best thread ever, and I know I say that all the time, but this time I MEAN it....you get to crush ppl's dreams, whats better than THAT???)

Serges
Serges
Vigilante

Sep-16-2006 00:08

They do, but the directions are in a long-dead forgotten language that only 3 people in the world can translate, all men. And they're not talking.

I wish everyone had enough food to eat.

Agent Andrew
Agent Andrew

Sep-16-2006 02:18

Al-righty then. But then you eat so much that you explode and everyone else starves.

I wish I was the most popular human on this site.

Bill Oakes
Bill Oakes

Sep-16-2006 02:33

You are the most popular human on this site, but thats when everyone else gets cut off from here.

I wish I could fly a plane.

Secret_Squirrel
Secret_Squirrel
Safety Officer

Sep-16-2006 02:53

You can fly a 'plane', but it's the woodworking tool kind, and it's from a piece of string like a kite, and you just look silly...

I wish there were no nuclear weapons.

Cynderbear
Cynderbear

Sep-16-2006 03:21

You wake up to find there are no nuclear weapons, but you do wish you could sleep instead of being whipped and carrying more blcoks to the Pharoah's Pyramid.

I wish the supects didn't clam up so easily....



jroepel
jroepel
Con Artist

Sep-16-2006 03:58

Your suspects never clam up. In fact they name so many suspects that your suspect list grows to include every resident on the island of Manhattan. All your cases become unsolvable due to the inability to narrow down your suspect list.


I wish Bush wasn't President.

Brishu Orton
Brishu Orton
Well-Connected

Sep-16-2006 04:23

Bush is no longer president. Instead, he has created a new position of World Emperor.

I wish chocolate was really, really healthy.

Secret_Squirrel
Secret_Squirrel
Safety Officer

Sep-16-2006 06:06

Chocolate is really really healthy but it tastes like raw turnips.

I wish I had a cool parrot like Greyling!

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