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Sep-6-2006 23:18

Skills that would make us feel better!

1) Kung-Fu: After a townie has taken us for the $500 cash for a last desperate clue ride, we should be able to employ Kung Fu, beat the tar out of the townie, and get our cash back!

Take that Fishmonger! <Ayiiiiii!>

2) Advanced Hypnotism: Make those suspects bark like a dog or stab themselves in the eye socket with a pencil.

3) Canoe: Why pay $4000 to cross the ocean when you can just paddle your way there? Don't forget the canteen, yo!

4) Pawn Shoppery: Okay, so I picked the suspect's front door, got in, read the diary...and now to make a tidy little profit on the deal!
Whut? I am too the good guy.

Sep-7-2006 01:38

LMAO! I like all the skill suggestions.

I want to add the Three Stooges Eye Poke to all the p/e contacts in Shanghai. They are just evil! lmao.

Sep-7-2006 04:44

For those people stuck in Shanghai on an AV hunt ;) they should be able to use the 'Fortune Cookie' skill.

Once a day they can break open their Sleuth Fortune Cookie and read some words of wisdom...

Help! I am being held prisoner in a Chinese bakery.
A woman who seeks to be equal with men lacks ambition.
He who throws dirt is losing ground.
A closed mouth gathers no feet.
A conclusion is simply the place where you got tired of thinking.
You will receive a fortune cookie.

OK so it won't help you catch your baddie, but it might alleviate the pain :D

Sep-7-2006 05:00

Thank you to the Weird Fortune Cookie Collection.

How about: Men who like rubbing it in, may wake up one morning with a horse's head in their bed and missing the left side of their moustache? :PPPP

Sep-7-2006 05:15

LOL Hey I've had that one before... go figure :s

Sep-7-2006 05:25

LOL! How about a play some seducing jazz skill. I could have women begging me to go out with them. Kinda like real life. LOL! Not

Sep-7-2006 06:01

I love all the ideas.
And something for us, who are stuck in Delhi for 5 days at Av hunt too......

Sep-7-2006 06:11

You too tollo??
I really don't mean to complain, but this is really taking the fun out of the game!
5 days over 40 AI cases solved and I am still here!!!
What the hell!!!!!!!!!

Sep-7-2006 07:32

Seance Skill

Go to the Fortune Teller and pay the quivalant of a bribe to get a chance of talking to that dead suspect who of course is the only one who can provide WE for you.

Sep-7-2006 07:37

I'd like to see surveillance work on townies as well

Sep-7-2006 07:41

nice :) you know as silly as this thread is... I actually really like that RA hehe

Delhi hmmm... how about The Many Arms of Shiva... If you invoke this skill the Hindu God Shiva sends a small group of ragamuffin children to come and pester your suspects trying to sell them postcards and trinkets until they cave and answer your questions.

(not politically incorrect because these children were whisked away from their life of drudgery in a Reebok sweat shop!)