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Sep-5-2006 22:44

In honor and loving affection of Crunchpatty:

Ok so over the past few months, I have held many long, deep (laughable) conversations with Crunch and it occurred to me tonight that you can make an entire thread based on the awesome things that Crunch has said.

Granted, some of them in private chat are gonna stay that way (band camp, squirrels (not you SS), and of course a very long conversation all in teenspeak) but here are some of my favorites from recent times.

Please, everyone, you know you have them too :)

PET PEEVES: Celine Dion and the fact that she is rapidly overtaking the mountie as the prime Canadian icon. Really, I'd be happier if when most people thought, 'Canada' the first thing that popped into their head was an image of Keanu Reeves in a beaver suit screaming I AM THE KING OF THE WORLD!

REAL LIFE AVATARS: actually (prepare to be shocked) NOT an unusually swarthy garden gnome excavated from your parents' backyard tomato patch circa 1972...that's me.

(cant remember which one I grabbed this from…) ewwww the canine handler??? Him too??? Dude smells like dollar store puppy chow...so ghetto they spell it 'Pupy Chow'

And finally, everyone’s favorite thread, BACSTABBERS: If it doesn't work out...yeah, introduce him to the lice chick...she'll go ga-ga over for the body hair jewelery possibilities. Lice will dig him too.

OH YEAH and the whole YO MAMA thread, I obviously couldn’t post it all but why has this not been bumped?

Sep-6-2006 21:15

Bobo was recently kidnapped by Biggie. Biggie has Bobo and I have no idea what she's doing with her.

Crunch, when are we getting together to start work on the Featured Mystery? If you think you are a legend now, wait'll we get that bad boy up and running. I have ideas aplenty.

Sep-6-2006 22:55

Oh I know what she's doing. She 'Naired' her up like Miss Hairless Chewbacca, except for a little Hitler 'stache and she's trying to sell her to some right-wing militia.

I'm still into it - lol, should probably try actually PLAYING a FM one of these days first though!

Sep-7-2006 04:16

Excuse me, I don't do Hitler 'stache's, full and bushy is always the way to go :)

Sep-7-2006 04:27

you know a way to an old man's heart ;)

Sep-7-2006 23:38

I know what happenes in sleuth chat stays in sleuth chat... but Biggies been teasing me about bobo.... I think its high time for another monkeynapping. lmao

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Sep-8-2006 17:34

Hey, I just got spanked!

My very first...awww!

Sep-8-2006 21:46

You've never been spanked before Andrea?

No, I won't go there.

Ok, I will!

You've never been spanked before Andrea?

Sep-8-2006 22:18

LMAOROFL *tooo much to drink, im easy.....*


AUDIENCE GUYS, I meant an EASY AUDIENCE....

Sep-9-2006 00:29

Another crunch classic:

And in point of fact, I DO have a single brother. He's your age too. But he's an idiot. You can [DELETED BY THE GOVERNMENT} if you want but really you'd be doing him a favour. He has no sense of humour. And really weird nipples.