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biggie528
biggie528
Lucky Stiff

Aug-23-2006 22:01

I have created a sleuth miracle!

IT IS THE UNHIJACKABLE THREAD!

Go ahead and try, but this thread is about anything and nothing, all at the the same time!

This is the place where Al can talk about world domination, Crunch can worship David Hasselhoff, SS can try and find even more complicated questions for his pub quizzes, Nikkie can advertise for Tim Tams, cfm can troll for more Sharpie victims, JR can beg for the chance to win Bobo back, and bedazzling can be a way of life!

So go off, rant and rave, talk about anything, i don't care, I just wanted to see my avatar on the page (when its actually me anyways)

So go ahead, I dare you all to try and hijack me :)

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topkebab
topkebab
Lucky Stiff

Jun-17-2008 10:20

New Evening Classes For Men!
ALL ARE WELCOME
OPEN TO MEN ONLY

Note: Due to the complexity and level of difficulty, each course will accept a maximum of eight participants.
Sign up early and get a discount on registration...
The course covers two days, and topics covered in this course include:
DAY ONE

HOW TO FILL ICE CUBE TRAYS
Step by step guide with slide presentation

TOILET ROLLS
DO THEY GROW ON THE HOLDERS?
Roundtable discussion

DIFFERENCES BETWEEN LAUNDRY BASKET & FLOOR
Practicing with hamper (Pictures and graphics)

DISHES & SILVERWARE
DO THEY LEVITATE/FLY TO KITCHEN SINK OR DISHWASHER BY THEMSELVES?
Debate among a panel of experts

LOSS OF VIRILITY
Losing the remote control to your significant other - Help line and support groups

LEARNING HOW TO FIND THINGS
Starting with looking in the right place instead of
turning the house upside down while screaming - Open forum



DAY TWO

EMPTY MILK CARTONS
DO THEY BELONG IN THE FRIDGE OR THE BIN?
Group discussion and role play

HEALTH WATCH
BRINGING HER FLOWERS IS NOT HARMFUL TO YOUR HEALTH
PowerPoint presentation

REAL MEN ASK FOR DIRECTIONS WHEN LOST
Real life testimonial from the one man who did

IS IT GENETICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO SIT QUIETLY AS SHE PARALLEL PARKS?
Driving simulation

LIVING WITH ADULTS
BASIC DIFFERENCES BETWEEN YOUR MOTHER AND YOUR PARTNER
Online class and role playing

HOW TO BE THE IDEAL SHOPPING COMPANION
Relaxation exercises, meditation and breathing techniques

REMEMBERING IMPORTANT DATES & CALLING WHEN YOU'RE GOING TO BE LATE
Bring your calendar or PDA to class

GETTING OVER IT
LEARNING HOW TO LIVE WITH BEING WRONG ALL THE TIME
Individual counselors available


topkebab
topkebab
Lucky Stiff

Jun-17-2008 10:21

Dyslexic Smiley
(:

topkebab
topkebab
Lucky Stiff

Jun-17-2008 10:22

Asylum Test
During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what the criterion was which defined whether or not a patient should be institutionalized.

“Well,” said the Director, “we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub.”

“Oh, I understand,” said the visitor. “A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup.”

“No,” said the Director, “a normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a room with or without a view?”

Lady Jas
Lady Jas
The Chosen One

Jun-17-2008 14:09

Classic, I love it TK ;)

Oscar Meyer
Oscar Meyer
Con Artist

Jun-17-2008 14:10

Wait a minute, I've heard I need a class and I don't see it listed. Will it be added at a later time?

MEN CAN MAKE BEDS TOO
Demonstrations with practice sessions to follow



Jesse Hunter
Jesse Hunter
Santa's Little Helper

Jun-18-2008 15:59

another class for us men-types...

TASK PRIORITIZATION: HOUSEWORK vs AUTOMOTIVE MAINTENANCE -
WHAT REALLY NEEDS TO BE DONE BEFORE COMPANY ARRIVES.
Guided roleplay with positive and negative reinforcement methodology.

Lady Zeugirdor
Lady Zeugirdor
Pinball Amateur

Jun-21-2008 23:15

Jesse, Yes that class is definately needed! I take it that you aren't qualified to teach it?

Jesse Hunter
Jesse Hunter
Santa's Little Helper

Jun-26-2008 22:00

My father was always the worst for disappearing outside for some trivial man-task in order to ditch housework. He'd rather hand mow six acres than wash six dishes. Since I have years of my mother's commentary on the matter burned into my brain I actually think I'd do a decent job of heading up that class.

Lady Emerald Devon
Lady Emerald Devon
Nomad

Jul-9-2008 05:45

The King of Norway looks like Dr. Evil. Check out a Norwedgian coin sometime.
There is a penis on the Euro coins. And yes it is Sweden while Finland is just nuts.

Lady Emerald Devon
Lady Emerald Devon
Nomad

Jul-9-2008 05:45

I can't spell.

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