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biggie528
biggie528
Lucky Stiff

Aug-23-2006 22:01

I have created a sleuth miracle!

IT IS THE UNHIJACKABLE THREAD!

Go ahead and try, but this thread is about anything and nothing, all at the the same time!

This is the place where Al can talk about world domination, Crunch can worship David Hasselhoff, SS can try and find even more complicated questions for his pub quizzes, Nikkie can advertise for Tim Tams, cfm can troll for more Sharpie victims, JR can beg for the chance to win Bobo back, and bedazzling can be a way of life!

So go off, rant and rave, talk about anything, i don't care, I just wanted to see my avatar on the page (when its actually me anyways)

So go ahead, I dare you all to try and hijack me :)

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Lady Jas
Lady Jas
The Chosen One

Nov-12-2007 12:58

As the saying around where I live goes:

"Don't eat yellow snow, it's not a slurpee!"

Ms Helen
Ms Helen
Con Artist

Nov-12-2007 18:12

well as the other saying goes jas, its better eating yellow snow than eating brown snow :)

Lady Zeugirdor
Lady Zeugirdor
Pinball Amateur

Nov-12-2007 22:19

Can we talk about eating something else.....how about pizza?

crunchpatty
crunchpatty
Old Shoe

Nov-12-2007 23:48

I used to work with a woman named Litsa, who claimed she had a twin sister named Pitsa. I never actually verified this, but I trust her. If she couldn't finish something in 30 minutes, it was free.

How does a crunchpatty remember how to put on his crimson man-thong?

Yellow in front, brown in back.

Let no-one say I only mock others. That's some self-defecating humour, right there.

Ooopsie.

*deprecating*

yoyofoshow
yoyofoshow
Old Shoe

Nov-13-2007 01:29

Um if you read the first post you'll see that it's impossible to hijack this thread, unless you're speaking a foreign language.

lilangel
lilangel
Sleuth About Town

Nov-13-2007 04:30

*wonders what a "self-defecating humour" is... I do know however what "self-depreciating humour" is ...

but anyway... there are a few who like to remind me that I'm not as verbose as they are, however, I know I'm simple minded. I also happen to know what verbose and verbiage mean, due to others who tell me the meanings to help me expand my vocabulary... and quite frankly, I still prefer layman's terms, just because I'm just a simple person; simple minded, simply dressed, and all around, not that articulate about things. If everyone could just enjoy some of the simple things in life and notice how many times I've said "simple" in this post so far. Not everything has to be so complex. I know that sometimes I make things harder than it seems, but someone's just going to have to remember that if it isn't simple, then it's hard for me. What may be simple and easy for you, may not be the case with me. :D

ctown28
ctown28
Tireless Tiger

Nov-13-2007 09:56

Well I feel that is always good for one to try and expand their vocabulary. That being said I give you the word of the day:

perfervid puhr-FUR-vid, adjective:
Ardent; impassioned; marked by exaggerated or overwrought emotion.

Now, who can use it in a sentence? ;-)

Anikka
Anikka
Babelfish

Nov-13-2007 10:07

Well, Crunchpatty has written some pretty perfervid posts. His sense of the absurd gives me my snarf of the day ('snarf' being the action of shooting beverage painfully through your nose when you laugh while drinking something - ouch).

Perhaps my mother would say that I gave some perfervid speeches when I was a teenager. *cough* At least one a day.

biggie528
biggie528
Lucky Stiff

Nov-13-2007 16:04

Anikka so stole my idea...

Kevin Greene
Kevin Greene
Old Shoe

Nov-13-2007 21:23

Hahaha yoyofoshow! We can get it! Okay, you don't like da yellow snows? Then, let us try something else...

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