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Aug-23-2006 22:01

I have created a sleuth miracle!

IT IS THE UNHIJACKABLE THREAD!

Go ahead and try, but this thread is about anything and nothing, all at the the same time!

This is the place where Al can talk about world domination, Crunch can worship David Hasselhoff, SS can try and find even more complicated questions for his pub quizzes, Nikkie can advertise for Tim Tams, cfm can troll for more Sharpie victims, JR can beg for the chance to win Bobo back, and bedazzling can be a way of life!

So go off, rant and rave, talk about anything, i don't care, I just wanted to see my avatar on the page (when its actually me anyways)

So go ahead, I dare you all to try and hijack me :)

Nov-11-2007 15:18

lol crunchy, what a horrible weekend. The Browns lost a heartbreaker today! I could take the Buckeyes losing, but going into this Browns game I just wanted them to be respectable. That they were, but it was a game they should have won. It all comes back to be careful what you wish for! But I am proud of the way my team played today! :-)

Nov-12-2007 12:48

OKAY! I'm hijacking this thread!!!

I have a gun, and I'm not afraid to use it! This piece of fabric is MINE! (Get it? Thread? :-) )

But, really. If we all work together we can take this thread over! EVERYONE!!! TALK ONLY ABOUT GUACAMOLE FARTS!!! :-)

Okay, okay. Talk only about babies eating poo.

Don't like that one??? FINE!!! TALK ABOUT YELLOW SNOW!!!

There. That's better.

Now, a very important thing to remember is that no matter how good it tastes, don't eat the yellow snow. Senator I. Eeteeng Snotgrass said, "Yous may be eetig the snot, but yous no eetig da yellow snows! Tis proven fact that eeting da yellow snows bringeds Malaria to da milking cows! And Hep-bibiotitus to da muskrat! So, yous may eeting da snot, but yous no eeting da yellow snows!"

Nov-12-2007 12:58

As the saying around where I live goes:

"Don't eat yellow snow, it's not a slurpee!"

Nov-12-2007 18:12

well as the other saying goes jas, its better eating yellow snow than eating brown snow :)

Nov-12-2007 22:19

Can we talk about eating something else.....how about pizza?

Nov-12-2007 23:48

I used to work with a woman named Litsa, who claimed she had a twin sister named Pitsa. I never actually verified this, but I trust her. If she couldn't finish something in 30 minutes, it was free.

How does a crunchpatty remember how to put on his crimson man-thong?

Yellow in front, brown in back.

Let no-one say I only mock others. That's some self-defecating humour, right there.

Ooopsie.

*deprecating*

Nov-13-2007 01:29

Um if you read the first post you'll see that it's impossible to hijack this thread, unless you're speaking a foreign language.

Nov-13-2007 04:30

*wonders what a "self-defecating humour" is... I do know however what "self-depreciating humour" is ...

but anyway... there are a few who like to remind me that I'm not as verbose as they are, however, I know I'm simple minded. I also happen to know what verbose and verbiage mean, due to others who tell me the meanings to help me expand my vocabulary... and quite frankly, I still prefer layman's terms, just because I'm just a simple person; simple minded, simply dressed, and all around, not that articulate about things. If everyone could just enjoy some of the simple things in life and notice how many times I've said "simple" in this post so far. Not everything has to be so complex. I know that sometimes I make things harder than it seems, but someone's just going to have to remember that if it isn't simple, then it's hard for me. What may be simple and easy for you, may not be the case with me. :D

Nov-13-2007 09:56

Well I feel that is always good for one to try and expand their vocabulary. That being said I give you the word of the day:

perfervid puhr-FUR-vid, adjective:
Ardent; impassioned; marked by exaggerated or overwrought emotion.

Now, who can use it in a sentence? ;-)

Nov-13-2007 10:07

Well, Crunchpatty has written some pretty perfervid posts. His sense of the absurd gives me my snarf of the day ('snarf' being the action of shooting beverage painfully through your nose when you laugh while drinking something - ouch).

Perhaps my mother would say that I gave some perfervid speeches when I was a teenager. *cough* At least one a day.