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biggie528
biggie528
Lucky Stiff

Aug-23-2006 22:01

I have created a sleuth miracle!

IT IS THE UNHIJACKABLE THREAD!

Go ahead and try, but this thread is about anything and nothing, all at the the same time!

This is the place where Al can talk about world domination, Crunch can worship David Hasselhoff, SS can try and find even more complicated questions for his pub quizzes, Nikkie can advertise for Tim Tams, cfm can troll for more Sharpie victims, JR can beg for the chance to win Bobo back, and bedazzling can be a way of life!

So go off, rant and rave, talk about anything, i don't care, I just wanted to see my avatar on the page (when its actually me anyways)

So go ahead, I dare you all to try and hijack me :)

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Emma Barlowe
Emma Barlowe
Well-Connected

May-12-2007 21:52

LOL Crunch!!! :) Does your uncle at least rinse the shower curtain in the morning? 'Cause that could get REALLY gross (not that the idea of him rolling it back is any better - but that's worse!)!!

Cordelia Falco
Cordelia Falco
Battered Shoe

May-13-2007 05:26

For some reason I want to know what colour the shower curtain is.

Anyone who thinks this makes me a strange person may be in danger of being right.

Secret_Squirrel
Secret_Squirrel
Safety Officer

May-14-2007 08:07

I assumed it was floral Cordy which just goes to prove we've both put too much thought into this!

Fiddler's Green
Fiddler's Green

May-14-2007 11:45

I could tell you tails about my Aunt Florence's budgeregars that would make your toes curl.....

crunchpatty
crunchpatty
Old Shoe

May-20-2007 00:46

Is a budgeregar some kind of flying, diapered cat?

Those are all excellent questions, and ones I'm ashamed to admit I didn't think to ask at the time. Cordy, you're not at all strange. Knowing my uncle, I can only guess that it's a camouflage print, rather than a solid colour. Which, given the lack of things solid being deposited upon it's surface, seems oddly appropriate. And Emma - eeew! I dunno, maybe he just flips it over :P

*tiny gagging noise*

But that's not what I'm here to talk about.

(WARNING MORE TOILET HUMOUR AHEAD)

'member how I said this guy was worth a chapter all on his own? Well check this one out: He sits down to pee. Every time.

I'd love of hear what you all think might explain this particular x-file, because after running through possible explanations ranging from anatomical angle issues to porcelain-induced vertigo to fear of facial splashback, my cousin, the missus and I are flat out of ideas...and our stomachs kinda hurt from laughing.

biggie528
biggie528
Lucky Stiff

May-20-2007 07:40

Does he have extraordinarily short arms?

Cordelia Falco
Cordelia Falco
Battered Shoe

May-20-2007 11:59

*chokes on drink laughing*

Our bathroom light doesn't work at the moment. Sitting down is therefore a really good plan. Only other thing I could think of is that there's something really interesting on the back of the bathroom door.

Feel oddly reassured by the camouflage idea. Tanks, uniforms and now shower curtains. 101 uses.

Fiddler's Green
Fiddler's Green

May-21-2007 14:22

My son does novelty poos

Fiddler's Green
Fiddler's Green

May-21-2007 14:24

The true classic was when he pood in one of his Action Man wellington boots.....

Fiddler's Green
Fiddler's Green

May-21-2007 14:25

My mum (God bless her - scary woman- she starts her car by sacrificing a black cockerel over the bonnet) saw the tip of the "satans coil" sticking to the side of the welly...

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