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biggie528
biggie528
Lucky Stiff

Aug-23-2006 22:01

I have created a sleuth miracle!

IT IS THE UNHIJACKABLE THREAD!

Go ahead and try, but this thread is about anything and nothing, all at the the same time!

This is the place where Al can talk about world domination, Crunch can worship David Hasselhoff, SS can try and find even more complicated questions for his pub quizzes, Nikkie can advertise for Tim Tams, cfm can troll for more Sharpie victims, JR can beg for the chance to win Bobo back, and bedazzling can be a way of life!

So go off, rant and rave, talk about anything, i don't care, I just wanted to see my avatar on the page (when its actually me anyways)

So go ahead, I dare you all to try and hijack me :)

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Special_K
Special_K
Lucky Stiff

Feb-17-2007 15:10

hey I didnt describe anything!

(good thing too cuz the only thing crunch has that I don't is ikea shelves)

MamaTerra
MamaTerra
Assistant Postman

Feb-18-2007 07:27

Carpet? what is this carpet you speak of? You mean...people actually put it in their rooms? They don't just have the basic plywood flooring that was there when the house was built? /sarcasticness

One day soon, (thank the tax refund gods) I will have carpet upstairs. It's been 3 1/2 years since we moved in our house. But carpet is expensive and I like eating and heat more. And putting diapers on the kiddies. And since we don't do the "credit" thing, we had to wait till we had the cash. Which means in a couple weeks or months I'll finally have carpet upstairs. *does dance of happy happy joy joy*

crunchpatty
crunchpatty
Old Shoe

Feb-18-2007 08:37

*plays the Jeffersons theme music for MT cuz she's movin' on up like that*

AraLives
AraLives
Battered Shoe

Feb-18-2007 11:22

Here I was bitching that there were dishes in the sink instead of in the dishwasher. Now, if you'll excuse me, after reading all this I need to scrub my eyeballs with Lysol wipes.

crunchpatty
crunchpatty
Old Shoe

Feb-22-2007 00:10

Keane makes Coldplay look like gat-toting gangstas with prison tatoos drawn by a wookie with a knife in it's teeth.

Discuss.

Secret_Squirrel
Secret_Squirrel
Safety Officer

Feb-22-2007 03:09

*hangs head in shame* actually likes 'somewhere only we know'. admittedly thought it was Travis til I saw video clip, but meh then being a Travis fan is no claim to fame I suspect. But yeah the lads from Keane probably couldn't win a hairpulling contest with Kate Moss on her way to rehab.



yoyofoshow
yoyofoshow
Old Shoe

Feb-24-2007 22:31

Hey guys I'm back from my week as a pirate. Argg, it was one of the best times ever. All you Aussie sleuthers should go out and give it a try.
http://www.leeuwin.com/
P.S The weak need not apply. I can tell you that from experience.

Secret_Squirrel
Secret_Squirrel
Safety Officer

Feb-24-2007 22:38

woohoo welcome back Cap'n Yoyo. Arrrrrrr indeed :)

yoyofoshow
yoyofoshow
Old Shoe

Feb-24-2007 23:07

Stop lolygagging and swab the deck. :) (Which is actually pretty damn fun)

crunchpatty
crunchpatty
Old Shoe

Feb-25-2007 00:33

is that an eyepatch in my pocket or am I just glad yoyo's back on the boards :P

okay so I was in my friendly neighbourhood Old Navy the other day.

(okay, actually totally NOT in my neighbourhood. But it was date night, and the artist affectionately known as missus patty has got herself convinced that there is a lower likelihood of encountering mice in movie theatres so far into the suburbs you need to produce a farmer stool and a dried up goat udder to prove to the popo you ain't urban)

So anyway, we were on a buy-me-socks mission, because apparently the fact that mine all are tar black on the bottom degrades my (our) dignity like waaay worse than a celebrity sex tape hitting youtube before it hits the adult disney channel. Whatever. Bought some socks. 6 grey pairs, and two pairs of HAWT stripey dealies. All cotton baby. Cause that's how I roll.

Erm, yeah *awkward pause.* I roll in cotton.

So we're cashing out and the register jockey decides to strike up a conversation. Yes, these are nice socks. No I don't have anything special planned this weekend. No I don't want to buy an Old Navy nerf dog toy, not even for 46 cents or whatever it costs to make Fido holler.

At some point in all this I catch a glimpse of dude's nametag, and it stops me ion an "hey player, my eyes are up here" kinda way.

The name of the man whose chest made me speechless was familiar, but foreign at the same time.

Not Wayne.

Not Wayne at all.

Folks, I met a man named Wayner.

The movie was Music and Lyrics. Wayner was the high point.

*Jan Brady voice* Wayner Wayner Wayner!

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