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Aug-23-2006 22:01

I have created a sleuth miracle!

IT IS THE UNHIJACKABLE THREAD!

Go ahead and try, but this thread is about anything and nothing, all at the the same time!

This is the place where Al can talk about world domination, Crunch can worship David Hasselhoff, SS can try and find even more complicated questions for his pub quizzes, Nikkie can advertise for Tim Tams, cfm can troll for more Sharpie victims, JR can beg for the chance to win Bobo back, and bedazzling can be a way of life!

So go off, rant and rave, talk about anything, i don't care, I just wanted to see my avatar on the page (when its actually me anyways)

So go ahead, I dare you all to try and hijack me :)

Feb-12-2007 14:55

Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

Going to church doesn't make you a Christian anymore than standing in a garage makes you a car. (s'my fave)

Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.

If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.

A conscience is what hurts when all of your other parts feel so good.

No man has ever been shot while doing the dishes.

A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.

Middle age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist change places.

There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.

Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.

Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator.

Someone who thinks logically provides a nice contrast to the real world.

There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."

People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them.

Never lick a steak knife.

You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests that you think she's pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment.

The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion, economic status or ethnic background, is that, deep down inside, we ALL believe that we are above average drivers.

Feb-12-2007 15:44

"The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion, economic status or ethnic background, is that, deep down inside, we ALL believe that we are above average drivers. "

Not me, mate. I KNOW I'm horrible.

Feb-12-2007 20:34

There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."


Well that just about says it for me....

*sleuths feverishly into the night*

Feb-12-2007 21:56

what is it if you collect foil hats, but don't wear them, like EVER?

*is a frickin' GREAT driver...*

Feb-12-2007 23:55

It's pragmatic preparation for the inevitable, Crunch, that's what it is.

Feb-13-2007 06:02

There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
*looks around* What can I say?
(is an awesome driver)

Feb-13-2007 08:46

Just remember, 50% of all drivers are better than average. So that means that 1 in every 2 people are wrong. So pick someone who is right less often than you are and bingo!

Feb-13-2007 11:22

Do you have any idea how difficult it is to take three small children, one an infant who has a cold and is NOT happy, to the store?

Feb-13-2007 14:55

I only have two, but I feel your pain MamaTerra. This is why the good people at the bakery counter give out free cookies.

Feb-13-2007 15:19

that is why in the ice cream / frozen section of supermarkets they make refrigerator doors that can't be opened from the inside...