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Aug-23-2006 22:01

I have created a sleuth miracle!

IT IS THE UNHIJACKABLE THREAD!

Go ahead and try, but this thread is about anything and nothing, all at the the same time!

This is the place where Al can talk about world domination, Crunch can worship David Hasselhoff, SS can try and find even more complicated questions for his pub quizzes, Nikkie can advertise for Tim Tams, cfm can troll for more Sharpie victims, JR can beg for the chance to win Bobo back, and bedazzling can be a way of life!

So go off, rant and rave, talk about anything, i don't care, I just wanted to see my avatar on the page (when its actually me anyways)

So go ahead, I dare you all to try and hijack me :)

Sep-14-2006 17:15

4th Place: Jerry Williams of Little Rock, Arkansas, was awarded $14,500 and medical expenses after being bitten on the buttocks by his next door neighbor's beagle. The beagle was on a chain in its owner's fenced yard. The award was less than sought because the jury felt the dog might have been just a little provoked at the time by Mr. Williams who had climbed over the fence into the yard and was shooting it repeatedly with a pellet gun.

3rd Place: A Philadelphia restaurant was ordered to pay Amber Carson of Lancaster, Pennsylvania, $113,500 after she slipped on a soft drink and broke her coccyx (tailbone). The beverage was on the floor because Ms Carson had thrown it at her boyfriend 30 seconds earlier during an argument.

2nd Place: Kara Walton of Claymont, Delaware, successfully sued the owner of a night club in a neighboring city when she fell from the bathroom window to the floor and knocked out her two front teeth. This occurred while Ms.Walton was trying to sneak through the window in the ladies room to avoid paying the $3.50 cover charge. She was awarded $12,000. and dental expenses.

1st Place: This year's runaway winner was Mrs. Merv Grazinski of Oklahoma City, Oklahoma Mrs. Grazinski purchased a brand new 32-foot Winnebago motor home. On her first trip home, (from an OU football game), having driven onto the freeway, she set the cruise control at 70 mph and calmly left the drivers seat to go into the back & make herself a sandwich. Not surprisingly, the RV left the freeway, crashed and overturned. Mrs.Grazinski sued Winnebago for not advising her in the owner's manual that she couldn't actually do this. The jury awarded her $1,750,000. plus a new motor home. The company actually changed their manuals on the basis of this suit, just in case there were any other complete morons around.

Sep-14-2006 21:35

You know Biggster there are a couple factors however if I go into them people might consider it as TMI(Too much information)

Sep-15-2006 01:10

oh *is, like MISTER tmi* it really depends on whether you mean like, those wacky 360 degree rotating heads or like a park sprinkler that sort of does the wave, like it was a drunken fan at a minor league ballpark.

Squirrel...grrr...that's actually too funny. Like too funny in the legal sense. I'm gonna sue Ben and Sunny for hosting a game that made me laugh so hard I coughed up my burrito. It wasn't worth more than like 3 bucks, but the mental anguish is like emotional whiplash. So yeah, that's on your head.

Sep-15-2006 04:37

Hey I am not a sprinkle head! Can you rub your belly, tap your head and whistle 'watermelon man' all at the same time!

Sep-15-2006 06:58

Hey at least you coughed it up Crunch, it didn't fall out of your pants or anything....

Sep-15-2006 10:22

oh hey now...sshh, that's a secret...

what happens in sleuthchat stays in sleuthchat...

Sep-16-2006 02:22

What do you think of this video I made? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X4HkZn3t8O0

Sep-16-2006 04:01

Hmmm SS. Can anybody say tort reform? lol.

Sorry Andrew, I have a slooooooooooooowwwwwwwww dial up connection. Quick, somebody watch his video and tell me if its cool! There, almost like having me watch it. lol ;0)

Crunch, put that thing away. I keep telling you your gonna put someones eye out!

Sep-16-2006 04:13

Man I had a wierd day today. I went to see my GP for the first time today. Is your doctor wierd? This guy seemed like he couldn't wait to get out of the room. Now of course that could be because I had already disrobed like a good patient and was wearing my underwear on my head. Nah, I'm just kidding. I only do that when I'm seeing my psychiatrist. He gives me those really cool pills that make the days bareable. Anyways, I just thought it was strange that this guy was acting so weird. I mean how dare I make this "doctor" see an actual "patient"? I mean what kind of nerve do I have? Geesh I must be crazy or something. Now when he was playing with my knee and i didn't have any pain, he exclaimed a skeptical and sarcastic "Wow I must have cured you!" I did jump up and shout, "Hallelujeha! Thank you Jesus!" That MAY have been just a little over the top, <but he was being a jerk, he deserved worse I tell you.> Do you guys have nice doctors or twits like this last in his class in med school? Grrrrrr. And if you happen to be on here, work on your bed side manner!

Sep-16-2006 19:45

Have you seen the 1967 Spider-Man TV series? It's that, but live action.