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Aug-23-2006 22:01

I have created a sleuth miracle!

IT IS THE UNHIJACKABLE THREAD!

Go ahead and try, but this thread is about anything and nothing, all at the the same time!

This is the place where Al can talk about world domination, Crunch can worship David Hasselhoff, SS can try and find even more complicated questions for his pub quizzes, Nikkie can advertise for Tim Tams, cfm can troll for more Sharpie victims, JR can beg for the chance to win Bobo back, and bedazzling can be a way of life!

So go off, rant and rave, talk about anything, i don't care, I just wanted to see my avatar on the page (when its actually me anyways)

So go ahead, I dare you all to try and hijack me :)

Sep-12-2006 00:33

Ok we're back here at Fight Night and things have settled down a bit. Our referee Secret Squirrel is back in the ring, although looking a little worse for wear, and he has an announcement. "Ladies and Gentlemen. Due to the outrageous departure from the rules we've just witnessed here. The judges have decided to call this fight a draw and end it here at this time." Oh folks, the crowd here at the arena is not too happy about this decision and neither are out two fighters who are still trying to get at eachother. I guess that will wrap things up here at Fight Night. For all of us at Sleuthville radio network, I'm Bernard Samson saying good fight, good night.

As we take this break we'd like to remind you that this fight is being brought to you live thanks to the good people at The New York Downtown Bank. We've survived seven robbery attempts this month. Your money's safe with us, until tommorow. That's the New York Downtown Bank.

Sep-12-2006 00:52

Hoo Boy what a fight! So who's thread is it? I guess it's still Biggies then. :0)

Sep-12-2006 01:08

A passenger in a taxi leaned over to ask the driver a question and tapped him on the shoulder. The driver screamed, lost control of the cab,nearly hit a bus, drove up over the curb, and stopped just inches from a large plate glass window.

For a few moments everything was silent in the cab,and then the still shaking driver said, "I'm sorry but you scared the daylights out of me."

The frightened passenger apologized to the driver and said he didn't realize a mere tap on the shoulder could frighten him so much.

The driver replied, "No, no, I'm sorry, it's entirely my fault. Today is my first day driving a cab. I've been driving a hearse for the last 25 years."

Sep-12-2006 03:58

...can't breathe....

laughing....too....hard.....

...gasp....

Sep-12-2006 04:44

the Squirrel would just like to say, nexthe gets kicked in the chest he's gone give someone such a nasty Chinese Burn!

Sep-13-2006 21:22

Ok I am now taking suggestions for a new contest for me and Justin, since he CLEARLY can't beat me in a physical challenge....

Any ideas?

Sep-13-2006 22:39

biggie-

you and justin can compete in the new Arch Villain Dart League. For rules, check the bottom of the page at:

http://www.freewebs.com/thehitchhikers/archvillainparlor.htm

Sep-14-2006 00:39

Bravo Logan! That is simply brilliant!

Sep-14-2006 04:07

oh my god, that might be the best game ever! (well except sleuth)....

I also have another distinct advantage over Justin, since I am female and have aim, while males have just the hardest time aiming into a large porcelain bowl and not hitting the rim...

*totally convinced that most men have sprinkler heads....*

Sep-14-2006 17:15

lol biggie...

here's some stuff form my email this AM...

Time once again to review the winners of the Annual "Stella Awards."

The Stella Awards are named after 81 year-old Stella Liebeck who spilled hot coffee on herself and successfully sued McDonald's (in NM). That case inspired the Stella Awards for the most frivolous, ridiculous, successful lawsuits in the United States.

5th Place (tie): Kathleen Robertson of Austin, Texas, was awarded $80,000. by a jury of her peers after breaking her ankle tripping over a toddler who was running inside a furniture store The owners of the store were understandably surprised at the verdict, considering the misbehaving little toddler was Ms. Robertson's son.

5th Place (tie): 19-year-old Carl Truman of Los Angeles won $74,000. and medical expenses when his neighbor ran over his hand with a Honda Accord. Mr. Truman apparently didn't notice there was someone at the wheel of the car when he was trying to steal his neighbor's hubcaps.

5th Place (tie): Terrence Dickson of Bristol, Pennsylvania, was leaving a house he had just finished robbing by way of the garage. He was not able to get the garage door to go up since the automatic door opener was malfunctioning. He couldn't re-enter the house because the door connecting the house and garage locked when he pulled it shut. The family was on vacation, and Mr. Dickson found himself locked in the garage for eight days. He subsisted on a case of Pepsi he found, and a large bag of dry dog food. He sued the homeowner's insurance claiming the situation caused him undue mental anguish. The jury agreed to the tune of $500,000. In my opinion this is so outrageous that it should have been 2nd Place