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Aug-23-2006 22:01

I have created a sleuth miracle!

IT IS THE UNHIJACKABLE THREAD!

Go ahead and try, but this thread is about anything and nothing, all at the the same time!

This is the place where Al can talk about world domination, Crunch can worship David Hasselhoff, SS can try and find even more complicated questions for his pub quizzes, Nikkie can advertise for Tim Tams, cfm can troll for more Sharpie victims, JR can beg for the chance to win Bobo back, and bedazzling can be a way of life!

So go off, rant and rave, talk about anything, i don't care, I just wanted to see my avatar on the page (when its actually me anyways)

So go ahead, I dare you all to try and hijack me :)

Aug-26-2006 22:42

only the Sleuth Gods know...:)

Aug-26-2006 23:11

"I used to work at The Place. You know the one, the one everyone jokes about. Mystery Meat: where does it come from? You don't know. Nobody knows. You still go, you still put it in your mouth."

Aug-27-2006 00:09

jojo, stop reading from my diary, that's private.

Aug-27-2006 01:51

Knight of Ni: We shall say "Ni" to you... if you do not appease us.
Arthur: Well what is it you want?
Knight of Ni: We want.....

A SHRUBBERY!!!!


Arthur: A WHAT?
Knights of Ni: Ni! Ni!! Ni! Ni!
Arthur; No! No! Please, please, no more! We will find you a shrubbery.
Knight of Ni: You must return here with a shrubbery... or else you will never pass through this wood... alive.
Arthur: O Knights of Ni, you are just and fair, and we will return with a shrubbery.
Knight of Ni: One that looks nice.
Arthur: Of course!
Knight of Ni: And not too expensive.
Arthur; Yes!
Knight of Ni: Noowwwww.... GO!


Arthur: O Knights of Ni. We have brought you your shrubbery. May we go now?
Knight of Ni: Yes, it is a good shrubbery. I like the laurels particularly. But there is one small problem....
Arthur: What is that?
Knight of Ni: We are now no longer the Knights Who Say "Ni"!
Other Knights of Ni: Ni! Shh! Shh!
Knight of Ni: We are now the Knights who say "Ekky-ekky-ekky-ekky-z'Bang, zoom-Boing, z'nourrrwringmm".
Other Knight of Ni: Ni!
Knight of Ni: Therefore, we must give you a test.
Arthur: What is this test, O Knights of.....
Knights who 'til recently said "Ni"?
Knight of Ni: Firstly, you must find....

ANOTHER SHRUBBERY!!!


Arthur: Oh not another shrubbery!!
Knight of Ni: (excitedly) THEN... Then, when you have found the shrubbery, you must place it here, beside this shrubbery, only slightly
higher, so we get the two-level effect with a little path running down the middle.
Other Knights of Ni: A path! A path! A path! Shh, shhh. Ni! Ni!
Knight of Ni: Then, when you have found the shrubbery, you must cut down the mightiest tree in the forest... Wiiiiiithh.... A HERRING!




*sigh* 37 hours, 8 minutes and 47 seconds to go

Aug-27-2006 02:06

Ok since we're at it...

'VE GOT A THEORY / BUNNY SONG.

(Giles)
I've got a theory, that it's a demon,
A dancing demon... no, something isn't right there.
(Willow)
I've got a theory, some kid is dreamin'
And we're all stuck inside his wacky Broadway nightmare.
(Xander)
I've got a theory we should work this ou - t
(All but Buffy)
It's getting eerie, what's this cheery singing all about?

(Xander)
It could be witches, some evil witches... Which is ridiculous 'cause witches they were persecuted Wiccan good and love the earth and women power and I'll be over here.

(Anya)
I've got a theory, it could be bunnies... - all pause - [crickets chirp]

(Tara)
I've got a theor-
(Anya)
Bunnies aren't just cute like everybody supposes,
They've got them hoppy legs and twitchy little noses.
And what's with all the carrots-?
What do they need such good eyesight for anywa - y?
Bunnies, bunnies it must be bunnies!
- pause -
...or maybe midgets...

(Willow & Giles)
I've got a theory we should work this fa - s t.
because it clearly could get serious before it's passed.

(Buffy)
I've got a theory - it doesn't matte - r.
What can't we face if we're together?
What's in this place that we can't weather?
Apocalypse? We've all been there.
The same old trips. Why should we care?

(All)
What can't we do if we get in it?
We'll work it through if there's a minute.
We have to try. We'll pay the price.
It's do or die. (Buffy) Hey, I've died twice!

What can't we face if we're together?
(Giles - What can't we face?)
What's in this place that we can't weather?
(Giles - If we're together.)
There's nothing we can't fa - ce. (Pause)

(Anya)
Except for bunnies.

Aug-27-2006 02:16

Ah <sigh of happieness> Monty Python and Buffy the Vampire Slayer... Does it get any better?

Aug-27-2006 02:48

This day is called the feast of Crispian:
He that outlives this day, and comes safe home,
Will stand a tip-toe when the day is named,
And rouse him at the name of Crispian.
He that shall live this day, and see old age,
Will yearly on the vigil feast his neighbours,
And say "To-morrow is Saint Crispian":
Then will he strip his sleeve and show his scars.
And say "These wounds I had on Crispin's day."
Old men forget: yet all shall be forgot,
But he'll remember with advantages
What feats he did that day: then shall our names,
Familiar in his mouth as household words
Harry the king, Bedford and Exeter,
Warwick and Talbot, Salisbury and Gloucester,
Be in their flowing cups freshly remember'd.
This story shall the good man teach his son;
And Crispin Crispian shall ne'er go by,
From this day to the ending of the world,
But we in it shall be remember'd;
We few, we happy few, we band of brothers;
For he to-day that sheds his blood with me
Shall be my brother; be he ne'er so vile,
This day shall gentle his condition:
And gentlemen in England now a-bed
Shall think themselves accursed they were not here,
And hold their manhoods cheap whiles any speaks
That fought with us upon Saint Crispin's day.

Aug-27-2006 02:51

And of course I must then post this from Buffy:

from The Gift (Season 5)

(Magic Box)

BUFFY: We on schedule?

GILES: Yes, it's time.

BUFFY: Will?

(Willow nods, goes over to Tara)

WILLOW: Tara, baby? Is there somewhere you should be?

TARA: They held me down ...

WILLOW: No one's holding you. It's the big day, right? Do you want to go?

TARA: (to Giles) You're a killer. This is all set down... (wanders out)

BUFFY: Stay close but don't crowd her. We'll follow in a minute. Everybody knows their jobs. Remember, the ritual starts, we all die. And I'll kill anyone who comes near Dawn.

(she exits)

SPIKE: Well, not exactly the St. Crispin's Day speech, was it?

GILES: "We few...we happy few..."

SPIKE: "We band of [DELETED BY GOVERNMENT]..."

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