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biggie528
biggie528
Lucky Stiff

Aug-23-2006 22:01

I have created a sleuth miracle!

IT IS THE UNHIJACKABLE THREAD!

Go ahead and try, but this thread is about anything and nothing, all at the the same time!

This is the place where Al can talk about world domination, Crunch can worship David Hasselhoff, SS can try and find even more complicated questions for his pub quizzes, Nikkie can advertise for Tim Tams, cfm can troll for more Sharpie victims, JR can beg for the chance to win Bobo back, and bedazzling can be a way of life!

So go off, rant and rave, talk about anything, i don't care, I just wanted to see my avatar on the page (when its actually me anyways)

So go ahead, I dare you all to try and hijack me :)

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jroepel
jroepel
Con Artist

Aug-25-2006 23:28

Behold the Lord High Executioner
A personage of noble rank and title —
A dignified and potent officer,
Whose functions are particularly vital!
Defer, defer,
To the Lord High Executioner!
Defer, defer,
To the noble Lord, to the noble Lord,
To the Lord High Executioner!
Taken from the county jail
By a set of curious chances;
Liberated then on bail,
On my own recognizances;
Wafted by a favouring gale
As one sometimes is in trances,
To a height that few can scale,
Save by long and weary dances;
Surely, never had a male
Under such like circumstances
So adventurous a tale,
Which may rank with most romances.
Taken from the county jail
Taken from the county jail
By a set of curious chances;
Liberated then on bail,
Surely, never had a male
Surely, never had a male
So adventurous a tale.
So adventurous a tale.
Defer, defer,
To the Lord High Executioner!
Defer, defer,
To the noble Lord,
To the noble Lord High Executioner!
Bow down, bow down,
To the Lord High Executioner!
Defer, defer,
To the noble, noble Lord,
To the High Executioner!

jroepel
jroepel
Con Artist

Aug-25-2006 23:33

If we shadows have offended,
Think but this, and all is mended,
That you have but slumber'd here
While these visions did appear.
And this weak and idle theme,
No more yielding but a dream,
Gentles, do not reprehend:
if you pardon, we will mend:
And, as I am an honest Puck,
If we have unearned luck
Now to 'scape the serpent's tongue,
We will make amends ere long;
Else the Puck a liar call;
So, good night unto you all.
Give me your hands, if we be friends,
And Robin shall restore amends.

jroepel
jroepel
Con Artist

Aug-25-2006 23:58

Time for a riddle... (I hate this one btw)

A man is rescued from a desert island, his leg is broken and in a makeshift splint. He says he survived a shipwreck. When the rescue party gets back to mainland, the first thing the man does is go into a fancy resturaunt and orders albatrous. He takes one bite of the dish, bursts into tears, pulls out a gun and shoots himself.

Why?

jroepel
jroepel
Con Artist

Aug-26-2006 00:12

Saw this on the Worst Case Scenario Website and knew it had to go here:
How to Foil a UFO Abduction

1. Do not panic. The extraterrestrial biological entity (EBE) may sense your fear and act rashly.

2. Control your thoughts. Do not think of anything violent or upsetting—the EBE may have the ability to read your mind. Try to avoid mental images of abduction (boarding the saucer, anal probes); such images may encourage them to take you.

3. Resist verbally. Firmly tell the EBE to leave you alone.

4. Resist mentally. Picture yourself enveloped in a protective shield of white light, or in a safe place. Telepathic EBEs may get the message.

5. Resist physically. Physical resistance should be used only as a last resort. Go for the EBE’s eyes (if it has any)—you will not know what its other, more sensitive areas are.

jroepel
jroepel
Con Artist

Aug-26-2006 00:29

I'm looking at costco.com right now...

Did you know that you can have a casket shipped to you overnight if you place your order by 2:00pm EST? Wow! That truly is amazing!

jroepel
jroepel
Con Artist

Aug-26-2006 00:51

TODAY IN FOOD HISTORY
* National Cherry Popsicle Day

1728 Johann Heinrich Lambert was born. He proved that Apple pie was irrational. Oops - never mind - that was 'pi' that he proved was an irrational number.

1784 Stephen McCormick was born. Inventor and manufacturer of cast iron plow with removable parts.

1800 Felix Archimede Pouchet was born. A French naturalist, he was one of those who believed that life was created from nonliving matter in processes such as fermentation and putrification. Those flies and maggots, fungi, yeast and bacteria just appeared from nowhere. (He was wrong.)

1946 George Orwell's 'Animal Farm' was published.

1972 'Coconut' by Nilsson reached number 8 on the charts.

1978 Frankie Valli's 'Grease' reached number 1 on the charts.

jroepel
jroepel
Con Artist

Aug-26-2006 01:11

One fish Two fish
Red fish Blue fish

jroepel
jroepel
Con Artist

Aug-26-2006 01:28

Do you have any two's?

No! Go Fish!

LOL

crunchpatty
crunchpatty
Old Shoe

Aug-26-2006 01:47


note to parents and/guardians. the albatross thing has nothing to do with Jessica Alba.

I've heard this before, something about, 'he stayed alive by eating what he thought was albatross, but what was in fact tasty tasty meat from his shipmates, then killed himself out of hannibal-thecannibal related grief?

*dresses Biggie in full bridal kit, then, when she's not looking, barehands her peppers*

hijack much? In the mid 90s there was a store -nay, a boutique in Japan called 'Violence Jack Off

http://engrish.com/detail.php?imagename=jackoff1.jpg&category=Adult%20Engrish&date=1996-09-17

I have no idea whether the proprietors were hijackers or lowjackers. Whatever that means.

*greases a fish in honour of Frankie Valli*

*Emphatically does NOT use it for hijacking or lowjacking* It's just a greasy fish, ugh.

jroepel
jroepel
Con Artist

Aug-26-2006 02:11

LMAO crunch! you rule! and you are correct about the riddle

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