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Aug-23-2006 22:01

I have created a sleuth miracle!

IT IS THE UNHIJACKABLE THREAD!

Go ahead and try, but this thread is about anything and nothing, all at the the same time!

This is the place where Al can talk about world domination, Crunch can worship David Hasselhoff, SS can try and find even more complicated questions for his pub quizzes, Nikkie can advertise for Tim Tams, cfm can troll for more Sharpie victims, JR can beg for the chance to win Bobo back, and bedazzling can be a way of life!

So go off, rant and rave, talk about anything, i don't care, I just wanted to see my avatar on the page (when its actually me anyways)

So go ahead, I dare you all to try and hijack me :)

Aug-25-2006 16:07

Bobo is now mine, I'm sorry to say "the Justin"....you will have to negotiate with me if you want him back :)

Aug-25-2006 16:12

JR,

Well, I took another look at the entries here and you have been VERY busy! At the very least, this thread is keeping your mind off of the 28th! I totally enjoyed your "Pirates of Penzance" entry! Do you have the Lord High Executioner song from "The Mikado?" I'd love to see that one!

As for my own contribution to this thread:

Newton's third law: To every action there is an equal and opposite reaction. (Very important to helicopter pilots! *wink)

Barry

Aug-25-2006 17:56

Al Z......

between the 11th and the 14th....

well, it's....terrible ....it's something, you know that only befalls female tauruses (female taurus = cow?)....

that's about all I can say....

hope you got the point....

Aug-25-2006 21:43

I think Bobo got your point Badass, it wasnt exactly subtle ;)


So I went to a wedding once where I sat at Table 9 (u know, the mutants) with a couple of friends and a family I didnt know....so im sitting there eating and made a comment to a friend of mine about not liking stuffed peppers, and the woman sitting next to me, who i didnt know from a whole in the wall, goes "Great! I love them!", reaches over and barehands it off my plate!!!!

GROSSSSSSS

Aug-25-2006 21:53

what was her sign of the zodiac?

Aug-25-2006 23:22

Why of Course Mr Grant! ;-) The Mikado coming right up:

Aug-25-2006 23:28

Behold the Lord High Executioner
A personage of noble rank and title —
A dignified and potent officer,
Whose functions are particularly vital!
Defer, defer,
To the Lord High Executioner!
Defer, defer,
To the noble Lord, to the noble Lord,
To the Lord High Executioner!
Taken from the county jail
By a set of curious chances;
Liberated then on bail,
On my own recognizances;
Wafted by a favouring gale
As one sometimes is in trances,
To a height that few can scale,
Save by long and weary dances;
Surely, never had a male
Under such like circumstances
So adventurous a tale,
Which may rank with most romances.
Taken from the county jail
Taken from the county jail
By a set of curious chances;
Liberated then on bail,
Surely, never had a male
Surely, never had a male
So adventurous a tale.
So adventurous a tale.
Defer, defer,
To the Lord High Executioner!
Defer, defer,
To the noble Lord,
To the noble Lord High Executioner!
Bow down, bow down,
To the Lord High Executioner!
Defer, defer,
To the noble, noble Lord,
To the High Executioner!

Aug-25-2006 23:33

If we shadows have offended,
Think but this, and all is mended,
That you have but slumber'd here
While these visions did appear.
And this weak and idle theme,
No more yielding but a dream,
Gentles, do not reprehend:
if you pardon, we will mend:
And, as I am an honest Puck,
If we have unearned luck
Now to 'scape the serpent's tongue,
We will make amends ere long;
Else the Puck a liar call;
So, good night unto you all.
Give me your hands, if we be friends,
And Robin shall restore amends.

Aug-25-2006 23:58

Time for a riddle... (I hate this one btw)

A man is rescued from a desert island, his leg is broken and in a makeshift splint. He says he survived a shipwreck. When the rescue party gets back to mainland, the first thing the man does is go into a fancy resturaunt and orders albatrous. He takes one bite of the dish, bursts into tears, pulls out a gun and shoots himself.

Why?

Aug-26-2006 00:12

Saw this on the Worst Case Scenario Website and knew it had to go here:
How to Foil a UFO Abduction

1. Do not panic. The extraterrestrial biological entity (EBE) may sense your fear and act rashly.

2. Control your thoughts. Do not think of anything violent or upsetting—the EBE may have the ability to read your mind. Try to avoid mental images of abduction (boarding the saucer, anal probes); such images may encourage them to take you.

3. Resist verbally. Firmly tell the EBE to leave you alone.

4. Resist mentally. Picture yourself enveloped in a protective shield of white light, or in a safe place. Telepathic EBEs may get the message.

5. Resist physically. Physical resistance should be used only as a last resort. Go for the EBE’s eyes (if it has any)—you will not know what its other, more sensitive areas are.