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Elsey
Elsey

Aug-25-2004 12:46

Elsey walks into the local bar, The Tricky Mister, and asks her old buddy Cyrus to pour her a drink.
"Something girly," she asks him. "Something the boys will laugh at."
She smiles and looks around the room. She thinks about who else might walk into the room tonight. She turns back to her girly drink and waits for Sir James to arrive, as he undoubtedly will at some point.
Just then, the front door opens and in walks....

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Makensie Brewer
Makensie Brewer
Super Steeper

Jun-8-2005 14:23

"The Mad One", Makensie says. "He is an expert on this kind of thing, he wold know what to do!!" Lady Grey says, "Good thinking...." and runs off to get him.

Time passes, and in walks The Mad One,saying....

The Mad One
The Mad One
Well-Connected

Jun-8-2005 15:16

...."Gimme a beer"
"I have spoken with my contacts in the FTLA and, after cutting a quick deal to genetically modify their offspring to be 100 times cuter by crossing them with kittens, have dtermined the following:
1) The FTLA is predominantly active around the bar in Delhi.
2) They have no operatives in the western world.
3) They have heard of the kidnapping of the Legendary jstkdn and believe that the people responsible are a strain of triffids called "Cutus Cutus Triffidus" They are commonly found anywhere they can use their deadly pea shooters and their glorius leader use the code name SLEDGEHAMMER.
4) He was last seen in a graveyard in London.
Makensie says "Oh of course....

jstkdn
jstkdn
Well-Connected

Jun-8-2005 15:29

Meanwhile, sitting somewhere in a dark basement. jstkdn wakes up from coma from her incessive drinking the night before. She calls out: "Makensie? Hello? Lady Grey Anyone.....please?"

A soft voice comes from the other end of the basement. "My god....jstkdn, is that you?"

jstkdn recognized the voice right away, it's...

Makensie Brewer
Makensie Brewer
Super Steeper

Jun-8-2005 15:42

*smothering laughter for real*

,,,"SLEDGEHAMMER?" Makensie thinks a bit more..."Who the hell is sledgehammer? We have a triffid named Gerald who has a hammer" The Mad One shakes his head at her denseness and continues to talk..."Lady Grey, come on, YOU have to know what I am talking about" Makensie is getting frustrated and says "Cyrus, line me up 12 shots, I need to think" Cyrus says "What is it with you people always having to drink to think?" Makensie says "What you complaining for, its making you money, unless you wanna give it to me free, because Im beginning to be the best customer here" and winks. Cyrus laughs sarcastically at that and says "yeah right!"

Meanwhile back in the basement, Jstkdn awakes from her "sleep" and hears a familiar voice ....it is Elsey.

Jstkdn says "What happened to us?" Elsey says "I dont know but look at all these plants!"

Back at the bar, Makensie has lost all sense of reality and is playing drums on the bar-top to some song playing on the jukebox ,while The Mad One is about to strangle her ....he says "..and you call yourself a detective" Makensie says "Ya , I know, but this is the most baffeling case ever"

Another dectective walks in and it is....

jstkdn
jstkdn
Well-Connected

Jun-8-2005 15:45

Meanwhile God is thinking "Those poor folks get abducted, and their friends in the bar drink themself silly."



Reese Withers
Reese Withers
Well-Connected

Jun-8-2005 16:00

Reese walks in the bar and sees Makensie half crocked at the bar, and The Mad One giving her a disgusted look. Reese says, "Did you say Sledgehammer?" The Mad One says "yes" Reese says, "I think I may know where Jstkdn is....." Makensie turns and looks at her and says "Oh? Where?" Reese says "Well...when I was at Behind Closed Doors,Gerald was the hammer king....and he always had a thing for Jstkdn,and BCD is close to a graveyard" (I have no clue what Im talking about)

Makensie slaps her hand on the bar, "I know where she is at....she is in the basement of BCD" Reese says,in her usual sarcastic manner, "Really? Gee, what gave u THAT idea?" Makensie grabs her pea-shooter but decides she better behave.

Reese grabs her gun and says "Make my day" Lady Grey,who was being patient ,says "Ok ok ok...come on, lets go have a look"

They walk to the train station,head to London,to Behind Closed Doors..and when they get there,they find....

Lady Grey
Lady Grey

Jun-8-2005 16:49

....a trail of detectives equipment, including a moghul scimitar and a machine gun leading down into the crypt. As they creep slowly further on they here a rythmic drum beat and a strange chanting in high pitched voices. " WO DA WE HA, WO DA WE HA HY YAYA"
They creep closer, The Mad One is sniggering and looking smug.
As they round a corner they see a peculiar sight.
"I don't believe it" says Lady Grey as she looks into the largest chamber of the crypt.
*Gerald is using his Sledghammer to beat out a tom tom beat. All 17 baby triffids, dressed in feathers and waving toy tomahawks, are doing a war dance around jstkdn and Elsey, who are tied up in the middle of the circle. They look rather embarrassed to be the victims of a vegetarian version of a game of Cowboys and Indians.
Makensie says.....

Makensie Brewer
Makensie Brewer
Super Steeper

Jun-8-2005 16:59

"Well would you look at that", in a slow slurring voice. Lady Grey and Makensie look at each other, and burst out laughing. The Mad One shakes his head, and says "You detectives are never serious" Jstkdn and Elsey are saying somethingbut can't be understood because their mouth is covered. Makensie straightens up, and she goes to untie them, as Lady Grey follows behind and helps. The Mad One commands the triffids to HALT!!...They immediately stop and listen to his orders.

When Jstkdn and Elsey finally get untied, Jstkdn says "Well it is about time, what took you so long?" Elsey says, "yeah really!!" Makensie says "Sorry Jstkdn, but its very good to see you!"...and gives her a hug. Jstkdn holds her nose and says "Ewwwww Mak, do YOU smell like a brewery!!!"

As they all walk out...

Lady Grey
Lady Grey

Jun-8-2005 17:05

..The triffids are cleaning up the crypt and putting all the bodies back. Gerald is reminded that skulls ahould not be used as tom toms

Makensie Brewer
Makensie Brewer
Super Steeper

Jun-8-2005 17:10

LOL!! :) oops :/

They all make their way to the train station to head back to New York and you can hear Makensie,who is still quite drunk, singing "Showwwww me the way to go home, I'm tired and I wanna go to bed..I just had me a drink about an hour ago and it went right to my head. Wherever I may go..by land, by sea or *mumbling*, you will always hear me singing this song...show me the way to go homeeee..bumm bum bummm *as she is making emphasis with the bum bums with her hands*........laughter follows.

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