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Al Z
Al Z

Aug-4-2006 08:18

As your newly crowned Order of Socrates Leader, I promise a benevolent and peaceful reign of supremacy. At least, on the surface.

I know you are all very pleased to know that I am now in charge around here. That I, and only I, will be making the key decisions. That you are all freed from the need to think, and as long as you obey my mandates without issue or question, you will be free to live as you like! Well, as I like, really. But since I know you will all like what I like since if I like it it must be something that can be and should be liked so I don't expect much in the way of debate. Let's face it, if someone doesn't like what I like, they are probably a freak. So if you find yourself in contention with the mandates I will be posting on this thread from my mighty throne, ask yourself this: Do I want to be a freak? I am sure after you ask yourself this question, you will comply and start liking what I like. Alrighty then.

To show your appreciation of my reign as the One Supreme Being on Sleuth, this bboard's purpose is for you to list the gifts and offerings that you will lay down at my feet in order to show your loyalty! That's riiiight. It's Tribute Time!

If I like the gift you post bringing me, you will receive my Happy Smile.

If I don't like the gift you post bringing me, my people will chop off the finger on your hand of my chosing.

No pressure, though.

The other purpose of this bboard is for ME to post mandates that I believe will enhance the lives of all in my realm of Sleuth.

Alrighty then! Bring on the tribute!

YOUR BENEVOLENT EMPEROR,
AL Z




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BadAss
BadAss
Charioteer

Aug-8-2006 08:58

As the uncrowned, but nonetheless almight Golden Dragon, I hereby declare war to your puny little faction, Al :-)

My goons will be looking for your pityful philosophers in all corners of Sleuthworld to determine once and for all who rules this turf!!!!

THE EASTERN TRIADS WILL PREVAIL!!!!!!!!!

Al Z
Al Z

Aug-8-2006 10:51

Folks, this thread was funny when I did it to celebrate my attaining faction head for the first time like 4 days ago.

I thought I successfully closed it down with my Information deleted by the government joke. As a one horse pony joke, I'm not sure it deserves getting bumped.

Let the thread die and let's move onto new funny material eh?

As for you Badass. You crack me up. Congrats on being the uncrowned Golden Dragon and really kicking my butt with the magnifying glass joke on Nikkie's thread. One day, I will razz you but good. I'll just be picking my spot ;> Oh yes BadAss. You will feel the revenge of AL Z. Oh yes you will.





BadAss
BadAss
Charioteer

Aug-8-2006 12:44

uh oh

jstkdn
jstkdn
Well-Connected

Aug-8-2006 16:28

boo

biggie528
biggie528
Lucky Stiff

Aug-8-2006 16:30

lmao :)

biggie528
biggie528
Lucky Stiff

Sep-11-2006 22:21

I thought since its been awhile since the Almighty Emperor Al has speakethethed, he might want to remind us all how "large and in charge" he is?

Hmm Al? What was that? Nothing to say now? HMPH didnt think so...

Man the guys around here are really turning into a bunch of [DELETED BY THE GOVERNMENT]

crunchpatty
crunchpatty
Old Shoe

Sep-11-2006 23:39

haha, *lithpethes* What, all 12 of us? ;)

grrr, gubberment, they always [DELETED BY THE GOVERNMENT] any guy who tries to [DELETED BY THE GOVERNMENT] and in charge.

That's why I don't vote, yo.

BadAss
BadAss
Charioteer

Sep-11-2006 23:41

You don't need a biggie to be a real man ;)

biggie528
biggie528
Lucky Stiff

Sep-12-2006 03:59

actually he does :)

BadAss
BadAss
Charioteer

Sep-12-2006 08:48

so size does matter after all?

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