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Al Z
Al Z

Aug-4-2006 08:18

As your newly crowned Order of Socrates Leader, I promise a benevolent and peaceful reign of supremacy. At least, on the surface.

I know you are all very pleased to know that I am now in charge around here. That I, and only I, will be making the key decisions. That you are all freed from the need to think, and as long as you obey my mandates without issue or question, you will be free to live as you like! Well, as I like, really. But since I know you will all like what I like since if I like it it must be something that can be and should be liked so I don't expect much in the way of debate. Let's face it, if someone doesn't like what I like, they are probably a freak. So if you find yourself in contention with the mandates I will be posting on this thread from my mighty throne, ask yourself this: Do I want to be a freak? I am sure after you ask yourself this question, you will comply and start liking what I like. Alrighty then.

To show your appreciation of my reign as the One Supreme Being on Sleuth, this bboard's purpose is for you to list the gifts and offerings that you will lay down at my feet in order to show your loyalty! That's riiiight. It's Tribute Time!

If I like the gift you post bringing me, you will receive my Happy Smile.

If I don't like the gift you post bringing me, my people will chop off the finger on your hand of my chosing.

No pressure, though.

The other purpose of this bboard is for ME to post mandates that I believe will enhance the lives of all in my realm of Sleuth.

Alrighty then! Bring on the tribute!

YOUR BENEVOLENT EMPEROR,
AL Z




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Al Z
Al Z

Aug-4-2006 14:34

Brishu, do not threaten the life of poor Doctor Snurfles ever again! Ms. Jane spent good hard dough on Doctor Snurfles and his +6 Smart rating is the only chance you have, frankly, of solving your cases. You are mostly in the agency...because you are cute.

And as for my beloved pendant...it was accidentally sold last night by Ms. Jane. You are obviously waving around the duplicate I made this morning out of noodles to fondly remember it. So leave my Noodle alone, you!

Doctor Snurfles, for Brishu's faulty, misguided attempt to sacrifice you in the name of the Supreme One -- that would be me -- I hereby declare that Brishu will be in charge of your bubble baths, which Brishu will ensure that Doctor Snurfles will receive every day after being forced to sniff around nasty crime sites.

Oh yes we must cuddle Doctor Snurfles the lovable Hitchhiker's NY bloodhound. We must...we must...WILL YOU STOP LICKING ME DOCTOR SNURFLES!!!!

Alrighty then!

BadAss
BadAss
Charioteer

Aug-4-2006 14:37

Talk about role playing game...

Brishu Orton
Brishu Orton
Well-Connected

Aug-4-2006 14:44

*Washes smelly dog using bottles of Pina Colada left in champagne room by someone who really shouldn't have left them there*

biggie528
biggie528
Lucky Stiff

Aug-4-2006 16:12

Nikkie put me out of a job....what am I gonna do without the chimp????

biggie528
biggie528
Lucky Stiff

Aug-4-2006 16:15

and as a former SUPREME BEING myself, I refuse your orders Al Z... you will respect me like the predecessor I am

jroepel
jroepel
Con Artist

Aug-4-2006 16:25

Bobo No!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Now my poor chimp is in the hands of the evil Order of Socrates.
;0)

AndreaX
AndreaX
Thespian

Aug-4-2006 17:46

OK, first of all, I noticed that the NY champagne room was getting kinda skanky. So you guys over there, please notice that one of the HH procedures is to clean up after every major celebration or when the hangover passes. So no washing dogs with pina colada!

Second of all, Al, dream on about the pies! I am a tough detective not some waitress gal you;ve got in your pocket because you found out about that time with the chimp...never mind. At any rate, I don't bake.
I do, however, cook, and if you are very nice, I might cook up a batch of my famous lasagna (my recipie is way better than Serges anyways)

biggie528
biggie528
Lucky Stiff

Aug-4-2006 22:56

*snickers to herself* now me and Crunch can have some peace....

Onto the the cockfighting!!!

jstkdn
jstkdn
Well-Connected

Aug-5-2006 05:02

*gives biggie a new job as sleuth cheese carrier*

http://europeforvisitors.com/europe/articles/alkmaar_cheese_market.htm

Al Z
Al Z

Aug-5-2006 07:03

OH YES.

THAT'S RIGHT. AL Z REIGNS SUPREME DAY 2 BEGINS NOW NOW NOW NOW!!!

Dun Dun Na NA. NA NA. NA NA. CAN'T TOUCH DIS! HAMMA' TIME, HAMMA' TIME, HAMMA' TIME!

Ooh, Lasagna. I like Lasagna. As for cleaning up the celebration room, I will send Bobo in there to do it. For a chimp, he cleans up nice!!

By the way, the Order of Socrates is not evil. We are just...er...malicious in a benevolent way. Er...yeah!

Take that Jroepel. Or should I say...Sunshine McGee!

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